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Yup, mine too.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Make something idiot proof, nature makes a better idiot. Evolution, simple as that!
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... at a coffee shop table in front of what seems to be two young colleagues (both in company outfit and with luggage and laptop bags), one girl and one guy, sitting in front of each other. They are small talking together while the guy is actually only hardly listening, because absorbed by surfing the web on his laptop. It has been more than half an hour now, and the girl has been looking at that guy (and doing nothing else the whole time) like any guy would like a girl to look at him, with what I would call obvious signs of interests. And needless to say, the guy is completely not noticing this.  
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Rage wrote: small talking together while the guy is actually only hardly listening, because absorbed by surfing the web on his lapto
Married, obviously.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
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I would not bet against "plain dumb"
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Oh, good to know that. Thanks.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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There is a difference between not betting against something and saying it is something.
But I forgot the joke icon, so I accept my partial error
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I was also joking. It takes a little more to offend me. But I love it when extremely politically correct people start begging for forgiveness. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: But I love it when extremely politically correct people start begging for forgiveness.
Then sit and wait, I would even recommend you to have a beer... since it can last a bit until I beg your forgiveness  
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It would probably have worked better if I had not told you that.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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In my Town ("I accept my partial error" != "begging for forgiveness")
Just to avoid getting this too long...
CodeWraith wrote: But I love it when extremely politically correct people start begging for forgiveness.
And I do love to troll the troll (And no, I am not calling us troll, but it is the shortest and easiest way I found to express it)
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Obviously?
Misery loves company, obviously.
How about 'not interested'?
Or how about 'able to use that gray thing between his ears for more than just keeping the ears apart'?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Probably a golfer. Figuring out a new grip that will fix his slice. Most golfers gave up sex for the game.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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Naive and stupid or just not interested.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Or very smart.
Starting something at work is not a very good idea. How are the chances that she is still so freindly when it ends? Have you ever seen what women like to do to get revenge? Not being interested in the first place and telling her may just be a shortcut to the same results.
If you want to keep your job, it may be better to stay clear of all that and play the idiot who does not get it. It's what I would do.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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True hadn't thought about that.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Most men don't. Most are also capable of logic and acting on it. Until they their little buddy do all the thinking.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Or very smart.
Starting something at work is not a very good idea. How are the chances that she is still so freindly when it ends? Have you ever seen what women like to do to get revenge? Not being interested in the first place and telling her may just be a shortcut to the same results.
If you want to keep your job, it may be better to stay clear of all that and play the idiot who does not get it. It's what I would do.
Met my wife at work. In 31 more days it's 30 years since we started going out. Already passed 27 years of marriage.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Then you were lucky. Obviously the best result for all, but something I never would bet my rear parts on.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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You had one of the happy endings. These days, what with #MeToo and consequent HR policies of "shoot first, and ask questions later", I would be extremely careful before starting any office romance.
(My wife's reaction is also a factor to consider...  )
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Likewise. Sexually harassed Met my wife at work too. In December we'll have been married 33 years.
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Hopefully you still kept the HR memo memento about intra-office relationships?
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Michael Martin wrote: Met my wife at work
See? It was a terrible idea after all 
Just kidding, of course. Me myself am happily married
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CodeWraith wrote: Starting something at work is not a very good idea.
Despite my previous answer and your sarcastic comment, I have to say I actually agree with you, specially if you are going to work together (IMO working in the same company but different jobs/departments, could still work).
CodeWraith wrote: It's what I would do.
It is what I did.
In Spain there is a "popular wisdom" sentence: De donde sacas la olla, no metas la p...
Literally translated: Where you get your pot from, don't put your d... in
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Nelek wrote: In Spain there is a "popular wisdom" sentence: De donde sacas la olla, no metas la p...
Literally translated: Where you get your pot from, don't put your d... in
Nice!
In the US we say: "Don't fish from the company pier."
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