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You have to be bolt to read it in other words?`
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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You have to be a nut!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I think I may actually have read it once before, because the story kinda rings a bell... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
modified 20-Sep-18 4:13am.
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He too![^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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The most sinister AI voice "What are you doing Dave..." 
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Back when I still used Win95/97, I had downloaded a few HAL soundfiles and set them for all kinds of events. 'My mind is going' came when shutting down.
Come to think of it, the file for compilation errors was not HAL. It was Nomad: "You are in error! You are a biological unit! You are inperfect!"
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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*Whispering* Stop staring at him Johnny, he is blind!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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It must be good. Even the pages have goosebumps.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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If - like me - you have pinned tabs in Chrome, the new rounded edges look like those cats with silly ears.[^]
Seems to be faster though.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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There are some other improvements... Like actions that took single click now takes two and opens a form on its way... And not all revealed yet...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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The cat is cute, the tabs are not!
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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But the Putty Tats is cute, silly ears or not! 
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The Google guys seem to have a very different idea of an attractive design to the one I have. What they used to have was really pleasant to view, but they are moving further and further away from that. I suspect "consultants" at work in the background.
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Try navigating to chrome://flags/#top-chrome-md and changing the setting to "Normal". Restart Chrome, and you should get the older UI.
No doubt they'll remove this flag in a couple of versions.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Well, their next order of business is to put a ribbon in a tab, and they figure it will look better rounded! 
Oh, wait!  is the appropriate response! 
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I bet it's all Microsoft's fault!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Let the thought police have some fun too. It's good when they once in a while have the feeling that they are genuinely helping their customers and see some immediate results. It will motivate them when they have to do their actual work of policing political correctness, finding those who have not yet seen the light and teaching them what to say (and thereby what to think).
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Much needed for most software developers, seems like "talk like a pirate day" for them every day !
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Aaaarr! Ye don sey ye jelly boned thumb suckin' crud bucket !?
Pirate insult generously provided by Pirate insult generator[^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Let's see how tall ye are stretched out on the deck ye nauseatin' back stabbin' spit weasel !
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I am noticing a lot of issues with Chrome lately. Mostly browser freezing.
Could it be Windows actively crashing Chrome?! 
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That would suck and not out of the realm of possibility.
I don't know who's running things now at Mickysoft but it seems like Dr. Evil.
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And then he will have us all pay. One. Million. Dollars!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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