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Sander Rossel wrote: People pray for dinner all the time.
They're either very bad cooks or they have a lot of enemies (or both) 
If I were vegan I'd be praying too. Here it is more appreciated to thank the cook 
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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If I were vegan I would pray at least a dozen times a day, lest Grendizer/Goldrake or Mazinger turn up at the front door.
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Let's see. At various times in my life I've broken:
...well, I was going to enumerate the list I've broken, but it's much shorter to enumerate the list I haven't: Murder and addiction to wine. 
Lord have mercy on my soul, I am clearly a major sinner!
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It does not specify which species; so all murder counts, including eating bread-yeast.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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What about being an accomplice to a mass murderer of mice that may reside in my house?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: What about being an accomplice to a mass murderer of mice that may reside in my house?
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Marc Clifton wrote: Murder and addiction to wine
When do you plan reducing the length of the list? 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Yet, somehow, this is more sensible than the new Linux Code of Conduct.
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity."
- Hanlon's Razor
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Number 9 could be a problem - Do not do to another what you would not have done to yourself.
In the words of George Bernard Shaw - Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I see a contradiction here:
54. Speak no useless words or words that move to laughter.
Thy stored procedures shalt execute in 5 milliseconds
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Stopped reading at number one - if you're going to start with that nonsense, the whole thing can only be a joke. It is a joke, right?
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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And by the time I log on they have replaced it with some more sensible drivel and the explanation that it was a code of ethics.
It must have been very embarrassing 
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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SQLite wrote: While we are not doing so in reaction to any current or ongoing issues
This is a Suspiciously Specific Denial - TV Tropes[^] in bold golden letter 
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So I got a $20 amazon Gift Card (thank you CP)! What one can buy for that, when shipping is at least $8.5 and electronics have custom fees too...
Organic Turmeric Soap?
Blindfold Cover?
Strainer for pots?
Any idea?
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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Move to a country with Prime free delivery?
For me, it's next day, no charge ...
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Can I do that for free? (and wife not knowing)
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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Depends. How good is she at finding things?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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OriginalGriff wrote: no charge ..
After you've paid the Prime membership fee. 
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Required for Prime Video - the delivery is just a bonus!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And don't forget: if you want The Expanse series 4, you'll need Prime ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Bugger now I have to get Prime - I've been debating with myself as to it's value.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: So I got a $20 amazon Gift Card (thank you CP)! What one can buy for that, when shipping is at least $8.5 and electronics have custom fees too...
Organic Turmeric Soap?
Blindfold Cover?
Strainer for pots?
Any idea?
Canadian Marijuana.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: Canadian Marijuana.
Only the finest marijuana can be found in Canada....(cough, cough) so I have been told.
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Slacker007 wrote: Only the finest marijuana can be found in Canada...
Try the maple syrup flavour eh?
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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probably a movie or some music. shipping fees render your gift card almost useless.
You could use it to offset the shipping fees on a larger purchase, perhaps.
modified 24-Oct-18 5:30am.
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