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Is a developers Kevlar hand bandage tech knuckle support?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Is a missing appostrophe dyslexia? : p
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Does a woodcutter with back problems require lumbar support?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Sounds like a logger and ail.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Seemed to miss an obvious one. 
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Its been configured to only monitor messages from Mars for the next 42 days
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You like cutting to the core dont you!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Message Removed
modified 27-Nov-18 11:34am.
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Message Removed
modified 27-Nov-18 11:34am.
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Barrier DAM
boy SON
is for jam or gin?
DAMSON
I thought Nagy would get that one ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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He's not on here now is he ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Not sure if he's visiting but not posting, or gawn.
Or laying comatose in a gin induced puddle of his own vomit.
Probably the latter. @nagy-vilmos any comment?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I thought it was Sloe, but I couldn't make it fit the letter count.
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You were indeed, too sloe...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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What a cruel punch!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Somebody please help a DAMSON in distress.
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Mark Parity wrote: help a DAMSON in distress.
Better than having your damn son in this dress... 
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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ahummmmm nope.....
In a couple of days in The Netherlands there is a Google Summit going on.
I filled in the form and got an email they would contact me. Two days later my colleagues did the same and within 5 days after subscription the received the mail I never got. They are allowed to go.
Last Friday I contacted Google (their email really stated they would contact me) and they lost my subscription. Serious. Google? They have a summit for database guys like me and the cannot register the subscriptions of a DBA? Today I finally got the email and that said:
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Hello Herman,
Thank you for your interest in attending Google Cloud Summit Amsterdam. Registration for this event is now closed, but please keep an eye out for future events where you can learn all about the potential of the cloud.
We hope to see you next time,
The Google Cloud Team
"
I think i'll never see them. They can't register my subscriptions!!
BTW: if their data is correct Amsterdam is the last one in a row....Google Cloud Summit
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
modified 27-Nov-18 8:08am.
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I guess their AI system is still in the ML phase.
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Clearly they are afraid of you 
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the good thing is that if my software ever fails to insert a record I can state that even Google fails in this field(s)
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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All this demonstrates is that they've already got all your personal information, so they don't need to lure you into spiderwebs to get more.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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digimanus wrote: I filled in the form and got an email they would contact me
I'll bet they still have that email however, since this is something they can mine the crap out of. Their own forms? Meh.
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digimanus wrote: Google Cloud
They are just going to pass out koolaid.
Drinking the Kool-Aid - Wikipedia
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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