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OriginalGriff wrote: So I learned to use a hand punch and read holes!
We had a guy in my data structures class who was blind. He knew how to read punch cards by feel. He said it was a PITA compared to Braille because the holes were spread out so far and the holes didn't "register" as well. He would lay a card on a piece of cloth and run his finger over it, feeling the bit of cloth protruding up through each hole.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Yeah, I used it, too. It was good discipline for writing concise programs. 
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My biggest program at school was something around 2300 cards, which was a bitch to carry around. A standard box was only 2000.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I'm clearly destined to be the Nominated Driver: half a dozen and all "NO DRINK!"
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OK - I'll have another St Clement's, please. 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Quote: embiggen??
NO DRINK
SHAME ON YOU
Unfortunately, I've just got back from the work's Christmas do, so I won't volunteer to take your place. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Another "serious" story:
Several years ago, I saw a short notice in our local newspaper about a guy who had gone wild after consuming about 25 half liters (roughly: 25 pints) of beer.
I mentioned this to a friend of mine, whose father is a policeman. He revealed that this case had caused an argument at the police station: Is it possible to do anything at all - violence or otherwise - after consuming 25 half liters? Some of the police officers are real "beer hounds". One of them insisted that 25 beers should be no problem! So his colleagues told him: On your next night off, you show us! If you do it. we'll pay the beer, otherwise you'll have to pay yourself whatever you can manage.
His colleagues ended up paying for the beer. That is not what impressed them the most, however: This beer hound took sixteen half liters before his first turn to the toilet!
(Maybe not too surprising: After that, his turns to the toilet were quite frequent.)
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You get a drink for "hardware", but not for "software"! What gives? 
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Proposals could propose positive ? point (11)
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Proposals
could propose SUGGEST
positive ? ION
point S
SUGGESTIONS
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Good man you is up tomorrow
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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ChromEdge | CommitStrip[^]
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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We love to hate IE/Edge. It could be the best browser in the world and we would still hate it. If we did like it, people wouldn't take us seriously.
Just like how graphic designers won't admit that their favourite font is Comic Sans.
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musefan wrote: Just like how graphic designers won't admit that their favourite font is Comic Sans.
And all developers secretly love VB??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Side note: Comic Sans reminds me of the script we were taught to use in High School drafting class. This was back in the Stone Age, when drafting was done by hand not computers.
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To paraphrase XKCD... We should develop a new one that everyone will use.
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Cartman and Butters sprang immediately to mind. Awesom-o 2000 - Second Best. South Park. Ever!
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Repost :p Done first in 1770 :p The Turk - Wikipedia[^]
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Oops, indeed -- for the journalists.
Nobody told them is was a real robot -- nobody told anyone it was a real robot.
Except the press, of course. They made complete asses of themselves. Everyone else at the event knew it was just a puppet show; a bit of entertainment.
It's nice to know that the steep decline in the quality of journalism isn't confined to the West.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I am afraid that this is what happens when the press, and I use that word lightly, competes for eye-balls on the web. Honest, factual, unbiased news was thrown out the window and replaced with click-bait headlines and the "first to publish online wins" mentality. These are a few of the reasons why I now subscribe to the Wall Street Journal. It's full of reporters actually reporting the news and Opinions are relegated to their own section of the newspaper.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
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Typical. Russia has not got the technology to produce even a half decent boat, yet they tryo to convince us they are a force to be reckoned with. They arent.
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