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If the video doesn't show a moonwalking duck, I'm not opening it! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Take a guess at what it shows.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Well, I decided to give it a chance (15 minutes ago) - but the video is still loading.
It really IS slow as duck! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Allegedly his doctor was a quack.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I'm not sure. Coming back as a duck might be an upgrade and not a punishment.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Well, at least in this incarnation, any bad press will be like water off his back.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Actor single-handedly holding back diamonds for departed manager (3, 7, 3)
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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The Special One ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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It is, indeed, the special one.
Actor - THESP
Single-handedly - ALONE
Holding back diamonds = ECI (ICE reversed)
Added together = THE SPECIAL ONE = fired manager (The Special One being the self-adopted title of Jose Mourinho, who has just been fired from some minor north-English football club).
Sorry if the clue was a bit UK/Europe biased but I couldn't resist a gloat and hey, had any passing Australian suggested "scrotum" as an answer, he'd have been right. 
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Nice clue even though I thought if I win today that would be my theme tomorrow  - never mind I'll have to think of something else
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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And there I was thinking it was Big Scrotum Bag. A bit of redundancy never hurt no one.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Thanks Mark, you just cost me 40 quid! Grrrr! 
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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You could use it for a great, if very short, drinking game -- every time you laugh, you have to take a drink.
I'd be surprised if anyone made it through three episodes.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'd be struggling to live through one and I'm no lightweight!
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Yeah that's what I was referring to also.
Since the show ran from 1955 to 1959 I would have been 6-10 so I probably saw the original shows...and of course reruns.
I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart
I forgot where I was going with this but I do know I love bacon!
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Does Santaur have a big white beard, a horses legs and a human body?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I'll not harpy on this too much, but there's not e-nymph information.
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He could pull the sleigh himself!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I would not give you one red centaur even a nickel for that pun.
Would he be a stocking horse at that point. Perhaps concealing Saint Nicks real intentions?
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Not wanting to be a neigh-sayer... but Santaur does not exist!
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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