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Don't talk to the crowd, buddy, talk to specific people in the crowd.
Pan the audience while you're speaking and let your focus settle on individuals while you speak. It's a lot like talking in a group of friends at the bar. Just don't settle on one person for too long, let your "conversation" be with as many people in the room as you can!
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity."
- Hanlon's Razor
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A woman is sitting at her deceased husband's funeral.
A man leans in to her and asks, "Do you mind if I say a word?"
"No, go right ahead", the woman replies.
The man stands, clears his throat, says "Plethora", and sits back down.
"Thanks", the woman says, "that means a lot."
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A mother watched as her young boy plugged a butter knife into an electrical outlet and get shocked at which she replied, "You're grounded"
I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart
I forgot where I was going with this but I do know I love bacon!
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A boy disobeyed his mother... What happened next would SHOCK him!
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Alright, that's funny, but overall I really don't like that show.
I actually quit this show after three or four episodes and I never quit a show 
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If you're expecting subtle, The IT Crowd isn't for you. Count yourself lucky not to have seen the pilot episode of the American remake (which fortunately did not see light of day).
As a Canadian, I won't even try to explain British humo[u]r.
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I was expecting something a little less dumb.
These guys are so dumb they don't know how shoes work.
They're so dumb they wouldn't be able to function at all in society, yet here they are.
It's just forced and not funny.
Other likewise shows that come to mind are Mr. Bean and Bottom.
That's just not my cuppa British humour.
The reason this funeral scene is funny is because it could happen to a normal, yet slightly socially awkward person.
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Well, there ya go. We've all seen the socially awkward guys working in this field, and some of us can totally relate to some of the situations they get themselves in.
Now take their ineptitude and turn it all the way to 11. You just have to go with it.
I also understand not appreciating Mr. Bean. If you can't take it for what it is, then people should just leave it be and not force it on anyone. Humo[u]r is subjective. There's plenty I despise. 
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When it was funny, it was hilarious (e.g. the Jen and the Internet thing), but it didn't hit high points often enough.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Sander please do NOT take @kmoorevs advice and tell jokes in your presentation, listen to CWs advice, relax and talk like you are discussing it with a friend who is interested in your info. The people attending will be interested in your knowledge, not your sense of humour.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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Yeah, humor can be effective, but tricky...
Someone else gave me that advice too and my reply was "cool, I'll prepare my best dead baby joke!"
That kind of humor is probably the worst way to start out a presentation 
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I'm talking about this[^]. It's 51% off for another 90 minutes at the same site I've referenced before (the Admins don't like me referencing it though) and I'm tempted but want to know if anyone has used it and thinks it's shite. Version 3 recently released.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Quote: You'll wonder how you ever managed without it!
Oh, no I won't.
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: Oh, no I won't.
Are you sure?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Why pay for a command-line that's already there? What does it add that is worth $30?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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No, All that stuff is in my head from the days before the gui when privacy was a long phone cord.
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This is the longest shutdown so far, might drag on for couple more weeks  Any thoughts?
Bryian Tan
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Bryian Tan wrote: Any thoughts?
Only that one should be worried about his job if no work is being done, and nobody's noticed any difference.
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Might as well make it permanent for all the effect it is having. Just think of the savings over the wage bill!
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Maybe other countries could copy the idea
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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No, CodeProject is working fine here.
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