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Well, this seems to be right along the lines of what I would expect as a banner ad on CP. 
https://i.stack.imgur.com/TSW4T.png[^]
1. I'm nowhere near Australia.
2. I am not interested in learning to dance.
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1. see 2
2. You philistine.
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What ads?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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1. Take a screen-shot of the ad.
2. Click the blue "X" in the top-left corner. Paste the screen-shot and report the ad.
3. Profit[^]! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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The beaver, also known as Justin Beaver over here, has been active. This is what we saw during our stroll along the canal: Google Photos[^]
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Humans will become active when Justin blocks the canal 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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To admire him, and exclaim "Nice beaver" ?
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It is a rodent, similar to a musk-rat 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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You learn something new every day.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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You have beavers in Holland?
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Lot's of them, hehe 
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Right, re-introduced in the early 90s.
Some interesting reporting, thus from 1999: Beavers a threat to Dykes: ...reintroduced [in Biesbosch] between 1988 and 1991The introduced animals suffered high mortality and the population grew very slowly. The total population size in 1997 was 65 animals and it is increasing at a very slow rate.[^]
Yet 12 years later, the BBC reports: The beaver-breeding programme began in 1988, and since then the beaver population has grown exponentially[^]
The BBC, they just lie all the time about the environment.
"Triumphant mating habits combined with the beavers' ability to breed so successfully in the Dutch countryside "
What the f*** is a 'triumphant mating habit'? DOes it involve trumpets and fanfares I wonder?
And what is so special about the Dutch countryside when it comes to getting beavers to f***? Dykes can't be a turn on surely!
" they have been moving beyond the southern province of Limburg and entering towns and cities that may not be prepared for the influx."
Where there arent any Dykes, and Limburg is a long way from Biesbosch anywy, but the suggestion here is the Limburg is basically all countryside, and everything south is town and city. South of Limburg is the Ardennes for f***s sake, about as un city like as you can get.
WHat a fantastically incorrect and fumblingly inaccurate pile fo crap reporting that is!
Anyway, beavers make good hats apparently, shame they are out of fashion.
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Love the cartoon that goes with the story!
Thats set my day up, cheers!
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Do you think robots...
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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If Brexit happens will it free up 1GB of space in the EU?
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Maybe, but the CPU's cr@p, and can't work out even the simplest of problems.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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but it'll be better than the current multiple CPU's that can't even agree on the same answer to the simplest of problems.
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CPU == Central Political Unit? 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Or "Cr@ppy Policy Unifier".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Nope, it will generate an exit code error
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What is incredible in all this is how peoples opinions are based 100% on their desires.
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Here's a fantastic article / interactive graphic story that explains a great method for learning and memory retention. I'm sure you'll really like it if you check it out. It definitely deserves more attention because it is done so well.
How To Remember Anything Forever-ish[^]
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