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That made me chuckle.
My brother sends me pics from sunny California periodically through the winter time to remind me how the other half lives.
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Slacker007 wrote: My brother sends me pics from sunny California periodically through the winter time to remind me how the other half lives.
...but then, you realize...California.
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Yep, and that is part of my come back to him too, more or less. 
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We take solace in whatever we can.
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I always have a deep sympathy for Texans and can almost shed a tear for their wretched plight:
After all, they spend there time surrounded by Texans . . .
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I wouldn't necesarily say so. The Texans that I've met in Israel were always more polite than the New Yorkers...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: The Texans that I've met in Israel were always more polite than the New Yorkers...
What's a Texan doing in Israel, except perhaps to ask for directions back to Texas? 
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It's easy to get them confused - both are God's country.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Clearly this was before my time, 'cuz I don't remember that election.
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By those standards, it's a good thing your middle name isn't "snowflake".
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Holy cr@p.
Whether or not that should be "wholly cr@p" remains to be seen, but I think it's likely.
The nightmare scenario is that it will encourage script kiddies to add untrained AIs as background processes on web pages.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: The nightmare scenario is that it will encourage script kiddies to add untrained AIs as background processes on web pages.
Well, luckily, Quantum Computing will become "cwantum computing" just as Artificial Intelligence has become "machine learning" over time, since we all know that neither one of those original terms are real*. 
*Now that ought to start of firestorm of replies**.
**This post was typed by an Artificially Intelligent Quantum Computer so please to ignore anything you disagrees with. 
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... and the crAppstore will become a Cwappstore, crApps will become Cwapps...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Popups will be so fast you'll have to shut your computer down to stop them!
Got my site back up after my time in the woods!
JaxCoder.com
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Mike Hankey wrote: Popups will be so fast you'll have to shut your computer down to stop them!
They will also be in multiple places and states simultaneously. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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kmoorevs wrote: They will also be in multiple places and states simultaneously.
Quantum Dialog says: Your data has and has not been saved?
Continue?
Click [ok-cancel] to continue and quit
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Mike Hankey wrote: Popups will be so fast you'll have to shut your computer down to stop them!
Quantum Dialogs! Yes!
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It's both executing and not until you look at it.
Impressive resume too:
Quote: He started writing his own quantum computation simulator in 1998, and in 2015 became a Postdoc Researcher in Quantum Engineering at University of Bristol Centre for Quantum Photonics, during which he also worked as a flying trapeze instructor.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Urban Cricket wrote: he also worked as a flying trapeze instructor
Well...yeah...any Quantum Computer Programmer worth his weight will also be a trapeze flyer.
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I have nothing against the scientific contributions of flying trapeze instructors, just wondering why the editors felt the urgent need to put that in the book summary
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Urban Cricket wrote: Quote: He started writing his own quantum computation simulator in 1998
... And, 20 years later, he hasn't even finished the simulator!
Hell, who amongst us couldn't start to do something?
I started walking to the moon, yesterday. I was on the right trajectory and everything.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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So...we'll all need quantum computers to get JS to perform. That's the lesson here.
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