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Is Microsoft a miniature marshmallow?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Before everyone says so: you Excel at these Griff!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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You've got a PowerPoint there! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Did you really hafta Access that joke?
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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Tell me, DOS the answer supply any .NET positive result?
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Depends if you have an optimistic OUTLOOK.
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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That's an odd conception.
(Or should that be confection?)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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perhaps for now though I'm sure there will be an update soon
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Well, they're bloated enough.
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Oh, sweet Microsoft! 
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Wasn't it Kevin Nealon on SNL's Weekend Update a few decades back who had some punch line about Melinda Gates complaining about Bill...being "micro" and "soft"...?
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This is all I found. I'm sure this is where they stole it from...
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Indeed, which is why they never sold hard disks... (dang auto-correct)
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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Miniature?
It's bloated all to Hell!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's a big softy, really.
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Mine actually is 'in' & 'on'. I put 'in' instead of 'on'. And 'on' instead of 'in'.
Reason is simple, 'i' & 'o' located together next to next(side by side) in keyboard. My finger randomly picks any of two. Only 50-60% time it picks correctly.
What's your ?
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Where do I start... my fingers often type the most common words that I use. A bit like predictive text, so I will usually start the word correctly, and then finish it with the most common word I use that starts with the same letters. Unfortunately I can't think of an example right now.
Usually it rarely matters as the correct word can be figured out from the context.
However, the one thing I do that is the most annoying, is that I have a very bad habit of leaving the "n't" off the end of words. So for example, "wasn't" and "didn't" become "was" and "did". Which as you can imagine completely changes what I am trying to say.
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'm' amd 'n'.
'i' ir 'o'.
'?' and '/'.
'b' and 'v'. 
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Oh '/' and '\'.
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Griff types "teh" instead of "the" all the time. However, my typing is perfect, and I never make mistakes while doing it. 
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Yeah but that's a feature, not a bug. It's in the manual.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You mean "It's in teh manual." ?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Ditto!
I do that a lot too
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I once worked with a guy whose surname was Teh, and whatever email client we were using at the time (Outlook I think) would not let me address him correctly in an email.
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Sounds like a multitasking problem. Your left hand is running faster than your right hand.
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I nver jave a [rob;em, wht?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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