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I'd say the full adder is twice as poisonous as the half adder. That's common maths! 
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Nah, the full adder isn't hungry so he's less interested in biting.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Depends on width of the bus?
Got my site back up after my time in the woods!
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Is that a sequel to 'Snakes on the Plane'? 'Snakes on the bus'? 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Do iron bars catch mice? (7)
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nice easy one for a monday!
You are up tomorrow.
Did you see the "special" in the Soapbox?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Did you see the "special" in the Soapbox?
Um, ya... mmm... geez... tough one...
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I thought I'd give him a treat - or annoy him 'cause he missed it, I'm good with that too! 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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45. Minds its solution whithin... (4)
46. ...leaving one in alarm? (5)
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Any thoughts on what would be the best way to develop for Windows, Android, iOS, MacOS, and Linux with as few technologies as possible, especially using HTML-CSS-Javascript?
I like Electron(electronjs.org), but Electron doesn't support Android and iOS. I'm thinking Electron for Windows, MacOS, and Linux desktops while using React Native for the mobile devices.
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Seen in Chiang Mai last night, posted to a local forum: [^] 
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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Quote: not a speed bump
It would quickly become one if I was driving.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
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Nice!
I think I drove over one when I did the Brisbane to Darwin trip for the 3rd time! :'(
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BillWoodruff wrote: Seen in Chiang Mai last night, posted to a local forum: [^]
Video on the news last week of a bloke pulling a 5.5m python out of his laundry and then with the help of his Mum putting it in a bag.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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How heartless! It's nice and warm in there! And then someone comes and drags you out into the cold again.
My poor mother had to live in fear for years that a Texas rattlesnake might pay us such a visit. Never happened, but her most fearful encounter was with a tarantula that was still cold and stiff from the night. She poked it with a short stick to chase it away. Until I told her how far a tarantula can jump.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I have expertise on such creatures, so I know exactly what it is.
It's "lunch", if you hit it right.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I have expertise on such creatures, so I know exactly what it is.
OMFG! Did you not say you live in Holland? There are no notable snakes there! You probably have snacked on someone crawling home after smoking the wrong weed!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: You probably have snacked on someone crawling home after smoking the wrong weed!
So that's what the odd-looking meat in the butcher's was... 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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CodeWraith wrote: OMFG! Did you not say you live in Holland?
Nope.
I did live in Holland for a while, but now I live in a different province of The Netherlands.
(But I'm now on contract in Holland.)
CodeWraith wrote: You probably have snacked on someone crawling home after smoking the wrong appropriate weed!*
* (Actually, I don't touch the stuff; not all of us come to NL for the drugs and prostitutes -- just every other Englishman, American, and Canadian that I bump into in Amsterdam)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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usually even driving over pythons that large wont do much damage,
so when it comes to "hitting it right" I would suggest minimally a shotgun or 44 pretty much point blank to the head, anything less and YOU would be lunch.
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Lopatir wrote: even driving over pythons that large wont do much damage
Are you suggesting odd driving would do more damage ?
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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I start studying for the CSSLP certification exam. I plan on taking it no later than the end of March (maybe earlier).
I'm only doing it because my job requires it (my personal opinion of certifications is that any half-aware monkey can pass the tests, and the only reason we have to get them is because someone in the government is getting kickbacks). Test is 4.5 hours, and costs $650 (artificially high price).
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No comment..... not disagreeing but still. Microsoft has so completely f'd up things why anyone would want, correction, need a cert in MS anything boggles my mind.
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“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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