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OriginalGriff wrote:
And on Monday, I got a letter from the NHS (who have never been at all interested in me before) to say "Now you are 60, we want your pooh!" They do bowel cancer screening and I now have to wipe my ass with an official form every two years ... I've had a few government forms I've been tempted to use as TP, but ... Laugh | :laugh:

You lucky, lucky bastard! I turned 50 end of last year and the guberment sent me a kit. 2 months later they sent me a letter wonder where my business was. Threw them all out, if I get any form of cancer they will find it when they cut me open to see why I'm no longer moving.

Michael Martin
Australia

"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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