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Is that your riddle? Then please tell us how many letters. 
Edit: Prion! That must be it! It ferments your brain and is quite a short word. Only with the 'a long' clue I don't know what to do.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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And after that you will drag us to the opera[^], right?
Kill the Wabbit![^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Absolute classic, although I must admit I was expecting this one[^] 
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Leopold!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I have a friend in Minsk
Who has a friend in Pinsk
Whose friend in Omsk
Has friend in Tomsk
With friend in Akmolinsk
His friend in Alexandrovsk
Has friend in Petropavlovsk
Whose friend somehow
Is solving now
The problem in Dnepropetrovsk
And when his work is done -
Ha ha! - begins the fun
From Dnepropetrovsk
To Petropavlovsk
By way of Iliysk
And Novorossiysk
To Alexandrovsk to Akmolinsk
To Tomsk to Omsk
To Pinsk to Minsk
To me the news will run,
Yes, to me the news will run!
And then I write
By morning, night
And afternoon
And pretty soon
My name in Dnepropetrovsk is cursed
When he finds out I publish first!
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Ugh, the problem with classical music these days is that it's just too much sax and violins 
I do love me some of the good old ultra violins though 
But seriously, good stuff 
As far as violins is concerned I really like Vivaldi's four seasons.
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You haven't given a Kenny G track for the Sound of the Week, and if you do I'll never listen to another thing you say!
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Don't worry, he's not making the SOTW anytime soon 
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Seems like I have to listen to some more Glinka
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Next time I'm buying classical music I'm keeping an eye open for Glinka
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We had a fairly wild windstorm in Toronto the other day which ripped some siding from my neighbours house. It was banging against our balcony so I hunted high and low for something long enough to tie it down.
Rope? No. Bungy cords? Nope. String? No. 12 feet of cat5 cable? Absolutely!
cheers
Chris Maunder
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I knew Cat 5 would be part of the punchline...
<sig notetoself="think of a better signature">
<first>Jim</first> <last>Meadors</last>
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Chris Maunder wrote: No. 12 feet of cat5
It's like I don't even know you any more. How about you drink a VB and then re-post.
I found about 4 metres of Cat-5 and tied it down using a Truckies Hitch.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Well I hope you didn't do the knots up too tight: you'll get signal degradation.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Did you think of attaching the battery ?
That way you get free electricity from lightning 
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I just hope your neighbor does not own a sailing boat and has to discover your revolutionary new rigging in the middle of the ocean.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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The real reason for not going entirely wireless.
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48. Dealt with change? (5)
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DELTA?
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Yup
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I made the mistake of making what I thought was an innocuous comment about the formatting of an article. Look at the novella I received as a reply : Shortest Path Algorithm[^].
I will certainly think twice about doing that again.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
modified 28-Feb-19 17:22pm.
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