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It's a gift! 
Ba-tish!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Darth Vader could do that with Luke at Christmas as well - he could just feel his presents.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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A stool sample? 
BTW: Here's another one who guessed his present[^] 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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And if it is a dog turd?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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You know, I heard of this guy Schrodinger who could really really user your special talent.
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Be completely irritating in an appreciative way (10)
Be completely irritating => grate fully
In an appreciative way => GRATEFULLY
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
modified 7-Mar-19 8:38am.
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Estimates | CommitStrip[^]
First have to double the charge time and cut half the development time - otherwise it may succeed...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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That's the way to do it 
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Nope! 'Thats the way it should be done' nowhere I have worked has done it like that...
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54. Buys options on tech startups (5)
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BOOTS?
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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yup 
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order food again from the same restaurant ?
Yesterday we ordered a Thai food from our usual takeaway place for dinner. Nothing fancy, it was a fried rice and stir fry. I finished my portion and wife almost finished her when she noticed cockroach in her plate.
I email the restaurant with picture and telling them what happened. At least I wanted to let them know.
I didn't think they will call back but today morning I got a call from the owner and he was really apologetic about it. He offered us a dinner on the restaurant.
Now question is should I go back to the same place ?
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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virang_21 wrote: order food again from the same restaurant ?
Yesterday we ordered a Thai food from our usual takeaway place for dinner. Nothing fancy, it was a fried rice and stir fry. I finished my portion and wife almost finished her when she noticed cockroach in her plate.
I email the restaurant with picture and telling them what happened. At least I wanted to let them know.
I didn't think they will call back but today morning I got a call from the owner and he was really apologetic about it. He offered us a dinner on the restaurant.
Now question is should I go back to the same place ?
Yes, but this time bring your own cockroaches, at least you'll know where they've been.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I think that's a good deal...
I mean how much could the cockroach have eaten?
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Pappa John's Pizza says in it's UK adverts "if you don't love your pizza, let us know and we'll deliver you another one!" - I didn't like it, so you'll deliver another one for me not to like?
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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...and thus the cycle continues, and you can get free pizza for life.
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