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Don't forget the local Chinese takeaway, either!
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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And our cat-hating neighbour who put up barb-wire on the fence! 
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and utube, cant lick their own ass without worrying about who's filming it.
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Excellent link!
And it might be needed sooner than we think, indeed!
This episode of Love, Death + Robots (spoiler alert) nailed it! 
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I disagree with Dilbert's logic. There are always startup companies working on stuff that ultimately fails.
Google the word alchemy.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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When I read that this AM I was going to dedicate to a number of resident Soapbox posters.
Apparently, if you read the previous week's Dilberts, you'll find his company has hired the same scientific consultant they use for their pronouncements on climate change and anything else.
CP Lounge/Soapbox is more than a mere community. I think we're becoming a nation-state.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: I think we're becoming a nation-state.
With King Chris the First, and Kent Sharkey as Court Jester? 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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A green hat?
Paddy's day or no Paddy's day, it's been categorically, empirically, and undeniably proven[^] that green hats offend Chinese developers!*
Or does it mean that CP members have been getting satisfaction from SO?
* Although that's probably only true when the hats are received as gifts from their wives
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I don't think so since the hat is on Bob's head who definitly is not a Chinese and non-male (can an alien be classified using male/female attributes ???)
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And it's being St Paddy's Day today is going to leave a bad taste in many Irish mouths after yesterday's substantial drubbing ... sorry lads, but you were outclassed!
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And there I was in front of the TV savouring a glass of the black stuff. Mind you, Scotland showed almost as much class later on. And Italy - those boys try so hard, it's time they had a win.
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Scotland really came back in the second half - I thought they were doomed after the first 40 minutes. To come from that far back and get a draw was phenomenal work, and truly deserved a win.
Italy? They try, and try, but tries escape them. They are however building up a superb collection of wooden spoons ...
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What is offending me, that Bob has only one glass of guinness... There should be one for me too...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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Now, there's a #MeToo hashtag that I can support!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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They can simply hire more cheer leaders.
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DID YOU KNOW?
Many of you probably don't know where the name EXXON came from. It used to be "Esso" and some others. Well, the company used such computer resources as were available at the time to find a word that meant nothing at all in any language. This can actually be important.
- The Chevrolet Nova was a poor seller in Spanish speaking countries as No va means "No Go" in Spanish.
- When in grad school, we had a visiting professor from Brazil - when hysterical, laughing, when Pay Day came around and everyone spoke about it: in (Brazilian) Portuguese it means "Fart Day"
- Within the last few days I posted about the problems of giving and receiving "Gift"'s from Germans
and the misunderstandings that could invoke. - Many Asians, such as Chinese, use red for celebrations (like weddings) and white for sad ones (like funerals). So, what does it mean (aside from supposed virginity) when a bride wears white? The imminent death of her husband's freedom, I suppose.
The point being, then, you are highly likely (without the Exxon example) to do anything or say anything that doesn't have a different implication in some other culture. Unless done deliberately to offend, it's impossible to not find cultural conflicts that simply have to be endured.
I'm glad Bob's kept his green hat on - because (at least in North America, well away from Eire), said green hats are part of an annual party ritual that has no intent to upset Chinese.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: what does it mean (aside from supposed virginity) when a bride wears white?
That they're royalists, and loyal to Queen Victoria?
Chinese brides, on the other hand are "scarlet women" (unless, of course, they decide to wear white funeral gowns to their weddings).
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A certain company, that shall remain nameless, picked "Amadeus" as a name that would not offend anyone or be insulting or degrading in any language around the world. Apparently they paid a consulting firm over DM 200,000 to find this out for them.
All well and good except when I typed the name into a Word document, the spell checker's first suggestion for a correction was "Amateurs"! 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Chevy Nova isn't the worst example either.
A few that comes to mind are Mazda Laputa and Mitsubishi Pajero, both for their meaning in Spanish.
And I should also mention that Honda Fit/Jazz was originally supposed to be named Honda Fitta, until someone told them what Fitta means in Swedish
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Fitting names for Japanese cars. In a country who's most popular comic book featured a "superhero" called Rape Man, none of this surprises me, except that they changed the third item you mentioned.
(Laputa is also a place[^], in Jonathan Swift's "Gulliver's Travels") - a floating (as in sky) island.
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66. Small accommodation - likely... (3)
67. ...to be unimpressed (4)
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