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Are one hundred small Australian parasites burning? (7)
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Can't help but think itching ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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You can get a cream for that - your doctor may help, but I can't. No.
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CAUSTIC
C 100
AU aussie
STIC tics (no idea where K went)
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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You are up Monday!
The solution is close:
Are one hundred C
small Australian AUS
parasites TICk burning?
CAUSTIC
The "K" disappears via the magic of question marks. 
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Nice one I got sidetracked with Ic for one hundred ( at the beginning of the word ) 
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Dead ant ... dead ant ... dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnnt.
I'll get me coat.
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That joke is as old as me 
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Havent heard that since I was about 7 years old. 
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Then it's time it was brought back!
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Also where was the Pink Panther born?
Durrrrhammm, Durrrrhammm, Durrrrhammm....
Pink Panther jokes... Haven't heard them in years...
Want your coat? I'll get it and mine at the same time...
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What material are the Pink Panther's jeans made out of?
Denim, denim, deniiiiiiiimmmmmm
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A true 'count-my-blessings' moment . . . I never heard a Pink Panther joke.
That is, until this moment, which will go down in infamy.
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I'd managed to suppress the second grade...until now.
I'll be forwarding my therapy bills, thanks!
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity."
- Hanlon's Razor
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No problem - address them to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500, for the personal attention of Donald.
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It reminds me of how Bruce Wayne was called in when his food was ready...
Dinner dinner, dinner dinner, dinner dinner, dinner dinner.... Batman!!!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Ha! That joke caused me to remember the scene in Revenge of the Nerds.
"When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others; same thing when you are stupid."
Ignorant - An individual without knowledge, but is willing to learn.
Stupid - An individual without knowledge and is incapable of learning.
Idiot - An individual without knowledge and allows social media to do the thinking for them.
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Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?
To-the-dump. To-the-dump. To-the-dump-dump-dump.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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It wasn't my attribution, hence the quotes, but I have to say, at a level of sheer lack of musicality, with the exception of the drumming, it would be hard to beat.
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Just read up on your two proposals and they are no where near bad enough. They actually sold millions, and are the product of talented musicians.
You are going to have to work a lot harder to beat my suggestion.
modified 22-Mar-19 4:17am.
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Mirrors (Blue Öyster Cult album) - Wikipedia[^] is for me. Truly the worst BÖC album IMHO and I find it completely unlistenable.
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It's their worst, not a lot of doubt, but it's doesn't come close to the true awfulness of Nickelback or G'n'R's POS. I was waiting with eager anticipation for years for Chinese Democracy, and it wasn't worth the wait at all.
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OriginalGriff wrote: I was waiting with eager anticipation for years for Chinese Democracy
Me too and the disappointment is still there. I know only two Nickelbacks songs so I won't say anything about.
The fact is that G'n'R already had variable quality and even their best songs aren't actually *that* much good (I still listen to them and G'n'R Lies is still one of my favourite albums) but such a fall from BOC was totally unexpected.
I hated Linkin Park "Minutes to Midnight" too. After Hybrid Theory and Meteora I was expecting much more instead of that uninspired lame album.
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