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Assigning a value to a variable when you declare it has been perfectly valid since SQL 2008. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Yes, thank-you Richard ...
John's a very busy man these days. What with the ... annoyances and all.
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0) SQL Server has no server-wide variable for the max possible datetime.
1) SQL server does not support adding custom server-wide variables (such as @@ROWCOUNT), so I can't add one myself.
2) I was trying to avoid doing exactly what you posted. I f*ckin know I can, I was just trying to avoid doing that in EVERY stored proc that needs it.
Are we all clear now?
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Hi All,
Odd to see the newest message is getting for 8 hours old, I wonder if there is an issue?
Glenn
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Nope, the newest thread may be that old but not the message. 
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Thank you for contacting The Lounge, your post is important to us.
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In the meantime, please listen to the hold music[^].
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Thank you for contacting The Lounge, your post is important to us.
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In the meantime, please listen to the hold music[^].
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Thank you for contacting The Lounge, your post is important to us.
I'm sorry that you are still waiting, we are having a busy period and will be with you as soon as possible. Please hold and a member will deal with you when one becomes available. You currently are still number 5833582 in the queue.
In the meantime, please listen to the hold music[^].
Alternatively, you could use our electronic system if you know which department you need:
To continue in jargon, press 1. J os haluat jatkaa suomeksi, ole hyva ja paina 2.
Please listen closely to the following menus, as our options have changed. For technical support, press 1. For financial support, press 2. For support of the fleshy parts that jiggle during exercise, press 3. For emotional support, please hang up and call 888 HOT-LIVE.
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Please note that while you were listening to the previous menu, our options changed yet again. For Option 1, press 4. For Option 7, press 3. For Option 6, press 7. For Options 2 through 4, press 0 or hang up and call our Consumer Relations Department at (427) 555-9221. Long-distance charges may apply.
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Stolen from Slate.com[^]
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Thank you. I needed a good laugh this morning.
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Ah don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
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I was about to ask if you were really bored or had that saved somewhere, then I got to the end.
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I nominate the hamster dance song as CP's Official Hold Music (aka OHM  )!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Nah: In the air tonight[^] - but for that "authentic hold music" feel, at 2:53 precisely it should cut to an insincere announcement that they are sorry it's taken so long - and the track resumes at 4:19.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Great! Now I am going to have to listen to the Pink Floyd album...
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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A REST API was implemented 
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Never done with banalities (10)
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That's a good one!
If it isn't solved in a couple of hours - and I'm sure it will be - I'll take it. 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Thanks - it's getting late over here... 
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I was going to offer to do it now and let you get some sleep - but I see it's been done!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Evergreens ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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INSATIABLE (anag.)
I ain't got no signature.
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Ya 
I guess you're it - enjoy!
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Can you judge the worth of your work?
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