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Never profanity on code that is for use by others, when I'm learning stuff, oh dear, mind you have use the odd Monty Python, Star Trek quote.
My favourite being when I was asked to check some code from another source.
#define FortyOne 42 //The Answer to Life The Universe and Everything
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Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Never.
I don't f*%$ing swear you s%$"ing b*^&%%d!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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*raises hand*
cheers
Chris Maunder
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I never do it.
I worked for a short period for a company where the head developer did it and it just had this really icky feel to it.
Just think, when you swear in the office people can hear it for than instant, but when you swear in code it's there for everyone to see and you are imposing your brain fart on them every time they read that code(sure it can be refactored but it will be there in the version history).
I don't want to impose my temporary profane and negative mental states on other people who come across my code.
Crikey that sounds like I am some ##&#&!#ing holier than thou mendicant!
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
modified 24-Jun-19 10:14am.
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Nope, I often swear at computers but I try not swear on them.
I will occasionally throw in a "WTF????" as a temporary marker but it's been many years since I used the full text in a comment.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Funny story...not long ago I put a few unsavory comments when I was interrupted numerous times while working on a piece of code. The code in question, when deployed to the customer refused to run. 
My first thought was that the bad comments had somehow caused it, so I immediately removed the coarse language, recompiled, redeployed and guess what?...it still didn't work! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Can't have profanity if you don't have comments :P
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Jacquers wrote: Can't have profanity if you don't have comments :P
Lots of places where you could, but not should 
The using-clause may be especially tempting.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I don't put profanity in, but I can get a bit snarky, and will not hesitate to lambast MS, et al for glaring shortcomings.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I use it an awful lot outside the comments. Does that count?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Never. I did name a boolean variable "HellFreezesOver" and then set it to false. I then used it as
Do
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Until HellFreezesOver
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I like it
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Because you basically can't...
I'm trying to schedule one, but when I click the "Schedule exam >" button I get a blank page.
Opening the console shows some JavaScript errors.
So I decide to use Edge instead of Chrome.
I don't think that should matter in 2019... And it doesn't because it's broken on Edge too 
Only on IE am I able to schedule an exam 
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But I bet, the icons are great
Sander Rossel wrote: Only on IE am I able to schedule an exam
Things are not done as before anymore 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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I saw it before - on government portals... It just to tell you how Microsoft is big...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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I'm a bit old to do babyblocks exams, and the only time someone should be tested on effluent interfaces is in a hospital.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Sorry for the delay
Ply time can give you nothing (7)
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Emptily? (anag) - is there a theme?
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Maybe the theme is posting 2 hours late? 
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Now there's a thought
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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