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Next you will claim to be the Dread Pirate Roberts. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Julia ?
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I don't think so Tim!
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En garde, touche!
Oh that is so cliche.
*Kling kling*
Every enemy I've met I've annihilated.
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With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.
*kling* *kling*
When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified!
And when you fell off the cliff edge for the first time, and got the Sierra "death box" your heart sank.
"Rubber Tree!"
The relief alone made me laugh every time. 
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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This brings so many memories back.
Stay lucky in the salty waters and always keep your dagger up mate.
May you sail long and never get out of good ol rum!
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RickZeeland wrote: he was offered the Dutch governors daughter's hand
That could be messy I would opt for the whole body!
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2. One who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
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It also means that our dread pirate here had to win the square dance festival first
Now I know why I sail for Spain and quickly head back to my ship when any invitations to the dance are offered.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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A pirate with a wooden leg, a hook and an eye patch walks into a bar.
Bartender asks "What happened to you"?
Pirate says, well lost my leg to a shark in the Caribbean, my hand to a mean croc in Africa and a bird sh*t in my eye.
Bartender responded how is it you lost an eye when a bird sh*t in your eye?
Pirate responded: First day with me hook.
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There's multiple versions of that game floating around; on Steam there's the Windows Gold version, which includes a mail-runner, a royal pinnace some more that weren't in the original.
And yes, the Secret of Monkey Island is another good classic. If you want to be a pirate, you need to slay the swordmaster first
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Doing crunches twice a day now.
Captain in the morning, nestle in the afternoon.
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Gator tail
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Like it, harrrr 
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xkcd: Trained a Neural Net[^]
You have no idea how tempted I was to use this technique to enter this contest: Image Classification Challenge[^] ... but no, I was being good ... 
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Don't do it!
Next they will ask you to categorise one million picture over the weekend... 
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Is demanding chicken foetuses with threats of violence eggstortion?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What the shell are you talking about? Is this a cluckin' yoke of some sort?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That's a little ova the top don't you think?
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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I think that's crossing the line road
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