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You mean do it like the very clever and dedicated people who designed the first start menu did it?
It'll never happen. The brainless egos need to be able to say "This is all my idea! It's never been done before!", no matter how distracting, time-and-resource wasting, and comparatively useless it is.
The only ray of sunshine in this is that live tiles might finally be dead.
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The Verge said: This new build also included a GIF search tool within the emoji picker for Windows 10.
Well, golly!
Why didn't they open the article with that?
Talk about (incentive-) killer features!
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A new working paper suggests that websites are making less money because of the General Data Protection Rule (GDPR). It’s the first study of how the European privacy law affects the revenue of online businesses. Mission accomplished?
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Security is not about making profit; so yes, that costs money.
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In other news, burglars and muggers make less money because of the laws that allow the police to arrest them for it.
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The biggest motivators for developers in the workplace are revealed in a new report. Developers like to develop? Mind blown!
My waistline is also enjoying, "opportunities for professional growth"
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Ten years ago, a neuroscientist said that within a decade he could simulate a human brain. Spoiler: It didn’t happen. That upload may take a little longer than planned
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Of course it failed! I told him NOT to use assembly language for the project! He just didn't listen!
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To simulate something we first have to understand it pretty good...
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So we understand the universe pretty good then? There's simulations on the big bang 
You don't have to understand the brain pretty good to build a (good) simulation. Those are built usually to verify whether what we think drives it is correct or not.
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That only means we understand our theory about the Big Bang -- not necessarily the universe. Hence any simulation would and does fail a comparison with the real universe.
The same would go for the human brain. We can simulate as far as we understand, but when compared to a real human brain, it fails.
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A simulation is not meant to be 100% the "real" thing. If it is, it's not a simulation anymore. And yes, sometimes a few modelling-rules are enough to explain complex systems.
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lmao. To model complexity requires complexity.
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A complex pattern of a flightpath of a flock of birds is easy to model with a few rules. The idea of simulating things is to reduce complexity
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True, but then they fail to reflect reality
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No, they don't; simulations aren't supposed to equal reality.
We model flight-behaviour by simple rules, without adding real-life complexities like chaning airpressure, butterflies flapping their wings, sudden hailstorms and more - since those real-life circumstances have negligable impact on the outcome, and aren't required for the modelling.
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Oh sure. But now you've gone far afield from the original subject: simulating the human brain. To get something even close to resembling the human brain, it needs to be a complex system. Sorry but simple wont do here.
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TheGreatAndPowerfulOz wrote: To get something even close to resembling the human brain, it needs to be a complex system
No, it doesn't. The building blocks of a brain are fairly simple. Especially the reptile-base part of the brain 
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Where did you get your wisdom that it needs to be complex? Any arguments for that?
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Wow, that's like saying building world trade center is simple because the parts that make it up are simple. Next you'll prove it by building it with just you and a friend then. 
Yeah, you can simulate such a building "simply", but it'll look like a cartoon and won't look, feel or respond anything like reality. Sure you'll be able to tell some stuff and it may be good enough for some purposes, but it won't reflect reality.
Same with your idea of "simply" simulating the brain.
It's pretty obvious really.
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TheGreatAndPowerfulOz wrote: Wow, that's like saying building world trade center is simple because the parts that make it up are simple. Next you'll prove it by building it with just you and a friend then.
I'd use that as an argument to explain how building a simulated house is rather simple.
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Also a long shot, going from "simulating a universe" to "creating a universe".
TheGreatAndPowerfulOz wrote: Yeah, you can simulate such a building "simply", but it'll look like a cartoon and won't look, feel or respond anything like reality.
The 6 rules to model a beehive do not predict exactly how a beeswarm will react, but it is perfectly valid to model a normal swarm and simulate it.
TheGreatAndPowerfulOz wrote: Sure you'll be able to tell some stuff and it may be good enough for some purposes, but it won't reflect reality.
It is not meant to be a perfect reflection, but a model to help understanding. The flapping of a butterfly may have effect on a beeswarm, but it is not a required part in the simulation. Been a screensaver since good ol' Win3.0.
TheGreatAndPowerfulOz wrote: Same with your idea of "simply" simulating the brain.
I didn't say that, but have fun
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ta ta. You're exhibiting the typical trollish behavior. Setup a strawman and then argue against it. What you're arguing isn't even what the OP is about.
Get real.
Bye
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I'm not arguing; just explaining that a simulated model is exactly that - an model with leaky abstractions as described by Joel Spolsky. Still, that old screensaver proves how you can get complex behaviour with a few simple rules; meaning complex systems can arise from simple building blocks.
In the case of the brain, we don't have the technology yet to simulate each individual cell. If we could, then more complex behaviour would probably emerge from the simpeler building blocks.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: within a decade
Niels Bohr: It is difficult to make predictions, especially about the future.
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The cheap busterds haven't even paid me for the implants.
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The robots can be connected in 17 different configurations. "Ready to form Voltron! Activate interlocks!"
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