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I thought he moved to South Carolina and became a greeter at a Wal-Mart. (There were too many Jewish people in Miami.)
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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No particular order:
- October 11, 1492 to watch the Nina, Pinta and Santa Maria before they step foot on Guanahani.
- Febuary 07, 2862 to lobby the world government to remove the temporal non-interference treaty and extend coverage down to 2000.
- III Akhet 8, I'd go and watch the construction work on the Great Pyramid of Cheops as it's being renovated by Khufu.
- July 20, 1969 to watch Neil Armstrong step on the moon.
Best Wishes,
David Delaune
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July 20, 1969 to watch Neil Armstrong step on the moon.
And hang on a few weeks to attend Woodstock
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g_p_l wrote: And hang on a few weeks to attend Woodstock
Hmmm, I dunno it consumes alot of energy to remain into 3-space for an extended period of time. The good news is that they are only expecting 150,000 people to attend the festival. Maybe we can find a parking spot.
July 21, 1969 Bethel, New York
Best Wishes,
-David Delaune
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Hmmmm,
Slow Eddie wrote: But I was in the Beaconette Lounge, at the bar, drinking a cold Dixie beer, waiting for the band to come on
Yes, the broadcast was interesting to see. But there is probably a much better view when looking from the edge of the crater 190 meters away from the landing site.
Best Wishes,
-David Delaune
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Randor wrote: July 20, 1969 to watch Neil Armstrong step on the moon.
Day early, mate. He didn't step out until the 21st (UTC, anyway). You've got a time machine, and you're wasting time?? 
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Well,
DerekT-P wrote: You've got a time machine, and you're wasting time??
Yes, about eight hours early I believe. Front row seats at the rim of the crater are expensive and it takes a while to coordinate the 700nm viewing ports so all 65,535 viewers get an unobstructed view. Besides, everyone wants to see them land too.
Best Wishes,
-David Delaune
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- Future to the year 802,701 to see Eloi and Morlocks, as told in The Time Machine.
- Back 5000 years, to see Lord Krishna tell the Bhagavad Geetha.
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The past is already known (albeit often massively misrepresented). The future is best left unknown.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Assuming nothing happens to me, 10 minutes before big bang.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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That one special moment in time where everyone in the universe plugged in their hair dryers at the same time.... 
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Someone said: The past is dead, the present stinks, and even the future is not what it used to be
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Send me back to last Thursday night so I can pay my phone bill on time.
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What kind of time travel? The one from back to the future or the one from hot tub time machine? Meaning are we talking branching time lines here or one self-coherent spacetime?
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If you know the novel/movie "Time Machine", then you know why it's not a good idea to travel into the future: You will not feel at home in your original time frame any more, and the future will become your present. I know, quoting R. Kelly has become politically incorrect recently, but he puts like this, and I totally agree:
"I wanna have to find my way, and I don't wanna have a clue. Just let the universe surprise me"
So my only option would be to travel into the past. What I'd definitely like to see the most are dinosaurs. My favorite time would be the Jurassic period, as the Cretaceous period with its T-Rex and Velociraptor is too mainstream for me. I'd prefer to see the Brontosaurus, the Allosaurus, the Stegosaurus, the Diplodocus and the Archaeopteryx.
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Being big into genealogy. I often times wish I could go be an invisible observer to many events in my ancestors lives.
Brent
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Pity about the invisible observer bit. I'd like to go back to the library at Alexandria and save the lot.
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Hi All,
Got to work late, sat down and am thinking about how to account for this. Being a dozy so & so I tend to fill in my timesheet early and put 8 hours for today, so do I do 8 hours today or 6 today and then 2 extra next week? or do I wait for the time when I have mucho work to do and just put in the time then and not claim over time? Trying to be honest about this! Opinions please, waste the time I owe or save it for the rush I can see coming (when I could accrue overtime)...
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did you get the work done that you were to have done by now (or a matching proportion thereof)?
If so put in 8 hours.
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I got what I was supposed to do, done by Tuesday afternoon. Spent yesterday doing some exploratory testing...
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oh well, if they are picky about the time on the clock just say you spent half your lunchtime(s) doing that - already done an extra 2.5 hours just last week...
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Our company policy is that if you earn comp time, or need to make up missed time, you have to do it (take the comp time or make up the missed time) before the end of the pay period.
If it were me, I'd simply work an extra hour for a couple of days, and record the time accurately (6 for today, and 9 for the next two days).
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I agree, make it back as soon as reasonably possible. Looks better on you that way, just in case it's ever raised as an issue...
The big bad boss men: "We noticed you were down some time the other day"
You: "Yeah sorry, but I made it back up as soon as I could"
Not really much more can be said after that.
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