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He asks me "Where are we going?"
I answer "To pick up our new glasses from the optometrist."
"Then what?"
"We'll see..."
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... so he's quite small then.
<< Signature removed due to multiple copyright violations >>
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Read the title and thought this was going to be a good one, nudge, nudge, wink, wink. But alas... 
It's much easier to enjoy the favor of both friend and foe, and not give a damn who's who. -- Lon Milo DuQuette
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Choose the leader or choose without the leader! (8)
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I think I have it, but I won't post because I'll be incommunicado at the relevant time tomorrow (and the next day). @#$%@$%@# ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) bushfires!!!
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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ELection ? ( thinking selection without leader ) not confident though
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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You are up tomorrow.
I liked that one, and you are spot on: SELECTION without the first letter: ELECTION. 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Ok, didn't expect that - how is Choose = Selection ? - select I can see, but not selection
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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! = ion
As in... "i" on it's head 
But nah, you make a valid point. I guess "choice" would have worked too.
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Me: Alexa, make sure there are never chips and salsa on my shopping list.
Alexa: I have added never chips and salsa to your shopping list.
(Oh,I'm so scared.) 
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Me: Alexa, what is life?
Alexa: Life is a cellular automata game devised by John Conway in 1970.
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Our Google Home is crap. It won't understand things like 'play XX from season 1' or 'play episode X of Y, season 2'
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Me: Alexa, what time is it?
The missus: We haven't got an alexa.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I got my Google Home free from Spotify. I want my wife to lead me in a conversation about adult incontinence. If I see ads for adult diapers, I'll know they are listening
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I'd keep it in the shed, let them hear nothing but outside noises, and think I'm a tramp.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I'd keep it in the shed, let them hear nothing but outside noises, and think I'm a tramp.
... and you're left wondering why 12 cartons of premium dog food wagu steak arrived that morning (and a side of whatever raccoons like most.)
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Not to worry, AI cannot overcome genuine stupidity.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Me: Alexa, make sure there are never chips and salsa on my shopping list.
Taken literally...it makes sense: If you always have a large supply of chips and salsa already in the house...then you'll never need to have them on your shopping list.
Expect your first crate in a day or two, tops.
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Is anyone else addicted to Wish? I got a Trump toilet brush, a dumpling maker and a Swedish flag pin today (and there's a parcel at the post office)
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Although I'm very attracted to the idea of owning a certain-coloured-person toilet brush, the "You can't see the site unless you create an account" thing is a bit of a turn-off, for me (I've even blocked pinterest, because I don't like being nagged to hand over personal information).
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I am 50 years old. I blew my knees out years ago, walking through San Francisco. This year I did a big trip, I did Wacken Open Air, Brutal Assault and Sabaton Open Air. Afterwards, we rushed to Norway and saw Rammstein. I did all this thinking it's my last chance to physically be able to survive weeks in tents. Probably true.
Rammstein in Oslo was far and away the best gig i have ever seen. Every 2 seconds something blew up, or there were lights or smoke. I can't imagine they'd ever bring all that gear to Australia if they tour, so I was very glad to get to see them in Europe
What was your best gig ever?
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1987. Rush at Birmingham NEC. They recorded that concert and released it as A Show of Hands.
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That's pretty cool. I went to the In Flames burger restaurant in Gothenburg. Best burger EVER. It's called 2112
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