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As part of its move toward 'role-based training,' Microsoft will no longer offer MCSA, MCSD or MCSE certifications after June 30. Bad news for those of us who are certifiable
I've been exam-sober since 2011
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The Internet Archive, perhaps best known for the extremely handy Wayback Machine you can use to find older versions of webpages, also has free movies, books, software, and music. To get the full effect, have '12:00' flashing on your screen while watching
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HOWARD, THE DUCK 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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The Cerberus banking Trojan has been upgraded with RAT functionality and is now capable of stealing victims' Google Authenticator two-factor authentication (2FA) codes used as an extra layer of security when logging into online accounts. Oh good, because I can't remember my passphrase
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Oh good, because I can't remember my passphrase
So you need a Cerberus app, to get it back for you.
There's a moneymaker, right there!
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Kent Sharkey wrote: is now capable of stealing victims' Google Authenticator two-factor authentication (2FA) codes used as an extra layer of security when logging into online accounts.
First Google Pay allowing ghost payments when connected to paypal.
Now this...
I think they should go back to what they are good... that's stealing data.
Messing with our money is not going to bring them far.
Maybe now there are some people that open the eyes... 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Ultrasonic waves don't make a sound, but they can still activate Siri on your cellphone and have it make calls, take images or read the contents of a text to a stranger. All without the phone owner's knowledge. Beware of hackers with dog whistles
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I kinda lost focus because of the ridiculous statement: "Ultrasonic waves don't make a sound", and hummed tunelessly to myself for a few minutes, so they would have done better to not put it right at the top of the article.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I kinda lost focus because of the ridiculous statement: "Ultrasonic waves don't make a sound"
Hear, hear!
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Pardon?
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If you were making a funny, it went over my head. If you were asking for clarification, I was making a pun on 'Here, Here!', which was once used to indicate agreement.
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Quote: Ultrasonic waves don't make a sound...
(a few paragraphs)
Ultrasonic waves are sound waves in a frequency that is higher than humans can hear.
Sounds like my ex-wife
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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MadMyche wrote: Sounds like my ex-wife
Oh, I hear mine, all right!
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Because of the contradictions?
Or because she speaks in ultrasonics and that is why you can't listen because you can't hear her?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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In this article, we’ll take a look at what was possible with C# 7 and what was added in C# 8. Not applicable to plaid
Not a huge amount of new info, but I just like the feeling of the cognitive dissonance I get from posting .NET articles from a Linux site.
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According to the Dutch newspaper Het Financieele Dagblad, which obtained a draft of the EU's plans, the EU's executive arm – the European Commission – is drafting a proposal to force vendors to do this. Followed shortly by complaints that the phones are getting bigger and heavier
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The EU's regulators should be forced to make their own brains easily replaceable, because Drosophila brains could be a marked improvement.
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Greg Utas wrote: The EU's regulators should be forced to make their own brains easily replaceable
Alternatively, they should stay exactly as they are, if they're smart enough to force makers of smartphones, tablets, and wireless earphones to install easily replaceable batteries.
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There are a lot of decompilers available in the .NET ecosystem and this has always been the case. Because Microsoft is all about openness and sharing
Sometimes I just have to give myself a case of the giggles
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Because Satan hates high-level languages.
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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This document provides a peek into the work we have planned for Visual Studio through June 2020. "I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque"
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while(true) cout << "This issue has been triaged.";
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What idiot stuck a pin in the destination balloon?!?
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A recent report found that complexity of internal environments is one of the most significant obstacles for organizational IT security. So, let's not bother
Everything will sort itself out, right?
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• Maintaining strict firewall policies will reduce risk by 1%.
• Running anti-virus/anti-malware software on all machines will reduce risk by 1%.
• Ensuring that databases are secure will reduce risk by 3%.
• Making people follow ridiculously simple, easily understood rules on e-mail usage will reduce risk by 95%.
Too complex, my @rse!
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