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I hope people won't lose their mind and start dumping (or worse) pets (and other animals), like they hoarded toilet paper and wrecked 5G towers (if they even were) 
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They're lucky they're in the US.
In the UK, a mob of utter prats would have tried to set fire to the zoo.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Makes me wonder how the Tiger got it, since the zoo has been closed for a while now.
Makes me wonder how many more are infected in the zoo.
Makes me wonder how many animal handlers are infected, and how many humans and animals they are infecting, and probably don't even realize they are.
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I'm sure the virus is nearly everywhere and has been for some time. So, I'm not so sure all this hiding in our homes will really do much.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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The point of hiding in your house isn't to prevent you from getting the virus. It's to prevent everyone from getting it at nearly the same time and overwhelming the hospitals.
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Yes, I understand. You may have missed the part of my post that says we've all probably been exposed to it already. If so, then hiding won't likely do much good.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Your assumption that we've all been exposed is the problem. We all haven't been. That's the point of hiding, To slow down the infection rate (reduce the R0 value as much as possible).
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It's believed one of the tiger's handlers/caregivers (face it, cats don't have keepers or owners) was infected and transmitted it to the cat.
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Maybe they shared a 5G cell phone? Or follow each other on instagram?
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I’m ok. I always practice 2 metres social distancing from tigers anyway
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I melted an ice cube with the power of my mind.
It took longer than I thought it would.
I'm working on improving performance.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Maybe you were too cold, and your mind works better on warmer days.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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you're not so hot after all ! 
I'd rather be phishing!
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Obligatory xkcd
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I bet those same powers can make paint dry.
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I've proven many times, beyond shadow of a doubt, that I can't make a pot boil.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I can't make a pot boil
What about other people's blood?
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dandy72 wrote: What about other people's blood?
I use magnifying glasses for that.
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I hadn't tried it, but I bet you're right.
It's all part of the power I wield.
Beware, mortals.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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#realJSOP wrote: I melted an ice cube snowflake with the power of my mind.
FTFY - I want to know if snowflake, used in the context you usually apply, can be classed as derogatory  .
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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When in doubt, yes. 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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One common symptom of infection is loss of smell: so a good fart at the breakfast table tests the whole family in one fell swoop - and no waiting for the result!
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Clumpco wrote: One common symptom of infection is loss of smell
So ... no smell means the farter is infected?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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