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Yeah, but you are just greedy
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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I was informed I was getting an 8.5% rise, but I was wrong.
It was 11%
I suppose I can't complain.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
Trolls[ ^]
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Well f*** you too, you lucky b******!
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011 ----- Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach ----- Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo! ----- Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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BTW: Them is christmas stars - Nothing else!
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011 ----- Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach ----- Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo! ----- Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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Is obviously not world peace. That would only last for a few days and what good would that be to me?
Clients or managers that can explain their requirements? Santa Clause might be able to make reindeers fly and he has elves working for him, but this? No way even he can pull this one off, no one can!
Improved health or fitness sounds nice, but that would be me giving myself a christmas present because this can't be achieved without me actually doing something about it. So no, let's not go that way.
My company sold for squillions and me getting a part of it? Since 'squillion' is not an existing number and I don't want to take the risk of it turning out to be only a couple of millions also let's not wish for this one.
Stress? I don't even know the word. I am a relaxed guy by nature.
That means I can also rule out the more time to relax with friend and family. Another drawback to that one is that if they don't wish the same I'll be left all alone.
Better work environment? Maybe, I could use some colleagues who actually know what they're doing. This could also mean another job or career, but in all honesty my co-workers are a nice bunch and I could do a lot worse.
Already getting the raise (and a bonus) for new year, so that's out of the picture too.
Having ruled out all options I would say this survey is missing an option... Salma Hayek! (Would've said BACON, but I'm a veggie). But Salma is some meat I'd do
Or how about getting those 'squillion' points in CP rep.? In that case it wouldn't matter if it wasn't all that much. Rep doesn't buy me anything anyway.
So that's basically all I want for christmas. Oh yeah, and this one[^], the ultimate Star Wars LEGO set EVER!
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}
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Speaking of World peace[^]
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011 ----- Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach ----- Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo! ----- Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}
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Naerling wrote: But Salma is some meat I'd do
I could squeeze a Salma down...
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011 ----- Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach ----- Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo! ----- Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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...is to be allowed to spend a part of my work time doing private projects - like the Google employees...
That would be neat.
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011 ----- Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach ----- Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo! ----- Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
modified 19-Dec-11 6:01am.
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Johnny J. wrote: ...is to be allowed to spend a part of my work time doing private projects - like the Google employees...
That would be neat.
I don't know, doesn't sound that great.[^]
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)
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I wish this is not going to be last year for this planet as the prophecies say and also some films have been made about the year 2012.
Also they are not all of the reason for my wish, If you look at the overall financial and political and social situation of the world you may have some considerations like me
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Stop listening to the Sky Pixie Fanciers, and calm down.
Even if what they "predict" was true (and experience says they are full of bullshit like they have been so many times in the past) is there anything useful you could do? Either to stop it, or make it better?
And won't you feel a proper idiot if you assume it is all going to happen and prepare yourself by selling everything, and abandoning yourself to wild debauchery, (or penance, I'm broad minded) and it doesn't happen?
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Thank you for your warm and hopeful message And I wish that it doesn't happen.
But I don't understand who downvoted me for expressing my wishes and reduced my score 16 points !
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Here's two upvotes!
I also wish it doesn't happen, but that doesn't mean we won't have a global economical collapse next year, whether it will match(*) a doomsday prophecy being irrelevant to the question.
(*) with careful twisting of words/meanings/translations/light/minds/...
'As programmers go, I'm fairly social. Which still means I'm a borderline sociopath by normal standards.' Jeff Atwood
'I'm French! Why do you think I've got this outrrrrageous accent?' Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Thank you for your support Dear Julien
Yes I agree with you. And also closing our eyes to some clues and signals which come out from the news is not a wise approach.
Have a good new year
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Yes, let's all have a happy new year, whether or not it's the last
'As programmers go, I'm fairly social. Which still means I'm a borderline sociopath by normal standards.' Jeff Atwood
'I'm French! Why do you think I've got this outrrrrageous accent?' Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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I try to think of the prophecy from a different perspective.
I want to believe that it will happen, but not as the end, but a new beginning. The world is so full of cruelty that sometimes is unbearable to watch. Hopefully this new beginning will be a much better world.
"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems" - Homer Simpson
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Thank you Fabio,
I agree with you and I wish it became a much better world.
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Just for reference...
What-do-you-want-for-Christmas-this-year.aspx[^]
And last year it was the 1st option which was highly desired(37.70%).
May be it will be the same this year, let's see how it goes as we will have more voters this year compare to the last year(only 607).
Believe Yourself™
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It's worth noting that the lucky few who wished for Duke Nukem Forever got their wish. Bob-Santa gets the job done
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I almost forgot it *FINALLY* got released
Now we need another recurring 'it will launch this year' joke!
'As programmers go, I'm fairly social. Which still means I'm a borderline sociopath by normal standards.' Jeff Atwood
'I'm French! Why do you think I've got this outrrrrageous accent?' Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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