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And perhaps a tie...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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... freedom from underpants is good for the constitution if you don't have to go to the office!
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Waaaaay too much info there!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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TMI! TMI! And cover that webcam for elephants sake!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I waited for at least 30 years....
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I'm pretty sure Santa doesn't deliver those.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I'd like my Mrs. to bring home one for me (or to share!).
No need to wait for the holidays.
. . . still . . . waiting . . .
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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. . . still . . . waiting . . .
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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You need Babi the black magic love specialist to help you out.
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Slacker007 wrote: Babi the black magic love specialist
I'm not familiar with the name, but I'm pretty sure he/she spams me every day.
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Everything else comes second.
/ravi
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'nuff said.
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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Surely you meant "whirled peas"?
/ravi
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Piss to all mankind!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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I'm kind of surprised this isn't the standard answer. Who wouldn't want all of the above. While you're at it throw in World Peace.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Rob Grainger wrote: Who wouldn't want all of the above. Some of us are not so selfish.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Too much workload for the staff at hand.
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Retirement. I"m so burned out I can't think straight.
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michaeldjackson wrote: I"m so burned out Really? I haven't heard any new music from you in a long time. What have you been up to?
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Been out jamming with Elvis.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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That would be so nice....and instant mastery of all technology, past, current, and the future.
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
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