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Use LOLCODE[^] and get that lazy cat of yours to work.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Nika does sleep a lot during the day...
You might be on to something here
NIKA, CAN HAS CODEZ?
PLZ OPEN FILE
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Here you go...[^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Sander Rossel wrote: my clients do sometimes demand that I use C#, JavaScript and SQL Obvious - write translators to convert your Whitespace source to C#, etc.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Sander Rossel wrote: my clients do sometimes demand that I use C#, JavaScript and SQL
I find that replacing most of the Javascript I have to work with (that others wrote!) with whitespace is a considerable improvement to readability, maintainability, and performance. And it fixes bugs too!
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So is that currently 6 people using Java, or 6 people that think Java is the same as JavaScript?
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Is Javascript even a language?
I can certainly think of a few better - if unprintable - descriptions.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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The key to using JS is organisation! I recommend the following:
eval('ENTIRE CODEBASE GOES HERE');
That way if there are any problems, you only need to check one string
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I'll remember that the next time I decide to rewrite this
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