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Ok, just for today: Bill Sergio[^]
If he can improve the internet speed by a factor of one million, he sure can do this!!
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Ask for help to Santa Claus.
Merry Christmas .
Dr.Luiji
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Nuff said
I doubt it. If it isn't intuitive then we need to fix it. - Chris Maunder
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DHL will manage all the delivery with the their jets, trucks etc. Maybe they'll need to expand their system just for large number of gifts by Santa on holidays.
I keep this in mind that there is going to be a percentage where names/addresses are not right or delays or maybe DHL fail to deliver at all. Not to mention mix up gifts. But hey, why not use a corporate that is already there to do Santa's job
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How else are you going to be able to list all the packages still pending delivery?!
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Need a big place to keep them all. Since, it is not mentioned whether all gifts have a "To" address written, you can keep them all. Deliver to yourself!
modified on Tuesday, December 23, 2008 5:00 PM
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I would just hire hundreds of people to do my job for me. Give the deadline and watch the magic unfold. Most people would do anything for the right amount of money; even kill. Why would I break my back to do a task when I can laugh and watch so many others break thiers?
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Because if you're only going to make one of those items a priority then you're screwed.
Todd Smith
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I said Red Bull, a bottle of Jack Daniels, and a time dilation machine
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You'll need Chuck Norris to do this job. He will roundhouse kick the gifts to their destination.
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Sometime ago I found this ad on the web (don´t remeber where):
"With our clustered teleporting system consisting of 26 000 SPOCK E900 v4.2 QUANTUM SUPER VACUM automatic teleporting stations we can deliver aprox 2,246 billion packages in only 24 hour. Over the last 3 years we have improved our tracking algorithm, and with our latest Euler QED Tracking Software RC 9.3 Beta, we are proud that we not only can plot a fail safe point in space but also the location of all chimneys, socks and Christmas trees in the world, and With each delivery you can have our nifty holographic video presentation, our most popular is caled sledge ride.
Get your own SPOCK E900 today, starting from 12.300,000,000 USD per unit."
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Or simply just believe in Santa's Magic Ho Ho Ho
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One (1) case of Plutonium rods
Eighty-eight (88) miles per hour
However, no roads will be required.
Ninja (the Nerd)
Confused? You will be...
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from heroes with a blink he could do it all!
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and Daphnie (the speedster).
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Of course he'd still have to do the work. All he can do is stop time...
...unless he just jumped ahead into the future when it was already done... lol.
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hopingToCode wrote: from heroes with a blink he could do it all!
Save the cheerleader, save the world, deliver the gift.
Merry Christmas.
Dr.Luiji
Trust and you'll be trusted.
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The problem is that the Good/Bad ratio isn't working for you. Just raise the requirements to get into the "I've been Good" category, until you end up with a manageable number.
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Hey, I am taking a break at work. My brain is in overload and Christmas is not on my radar.
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Its the better option I guess..
Regards ,
Nishu
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Haha, good one
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And outsource it to North Pole, I heard they are the best
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