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Software development tools company JetBrains s.r.o. today announced the milestone release of Kotlin 2.0, a major update to the programming language used on Android and for multiplatform development. Now twice as much an island in the Baltic!
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Posters are digging up even more wacky results from Google’s new AI Overview tool—with one search about cheese not sticking to pizza suggesting searchers should mix “⅛ cup of non-toxic glue to the sauce to give it more tackiness.” Everyone knows you should use duct tape instead
Yes, there is a person mentioned with a nasty word in their 'nym. Cover your eyes if that offends you.
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The next major update to Windows 11 has started to make its way to users. Microsoft has commenced the rollout of Windows 11 24H2 to Windows Insiders signed up to the Release Preview channel. I double-dog dare you
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Quote: Microsoft starts the rollout of Windows 11 24H2 -- install it now
Continue dreaming 
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Not just a name from computer history, Bell's work is as fresh as today's headlines about Microsoft's Copilot+ PC Replay feature. No joke here, just gratitude for his accomplishments, and sorrow for his passing. RIP, a legend
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Proof that nothing has infinite uptime.
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Psyche is gently gliding to its target asteroid by expelling ionized xenon. "Prepare for burn"
"Right now, NASA says Psyche is traveling at 23 miles per second, or about 84,000mph, and will eventually reach 124,000mph." Zoom!
Plus, "ionized xenon" just sounds so SF
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A UK judge says there is ‘overwhelming’ evidence indicating that Craig Wright is not the mysterious Bitcoin creator Satoshi Nakamoto. But he could still be Satoshi *and* a liar?
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No one under 20 has ever created a popular programming language Something to add to the list of accomplishments you haven't made
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Article wrote: No one under 20 has ever created a popular programming language
Pfff... 
even Neo was older than 20, so what? 
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I mean, do we really need another programming language?
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The chief executive wants people to remember that artificial intelligence is a tool, not actual human intelligence. "Remember when I promised to kill you last?"
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Kent Sharkey wrote: The chief executive wants people to remember
First of all, all started by their marketing bullsh1t buzzword bingo. Would have they call it "advance statistic" or "machine learning" or anything else that is way more correct than "intelligence"...
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How about treating AI with the contempt we hold for human CEOs? Is he OK with that?
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Powered by "diffusion-based algorithms," Cocreator can generate images based on text prompts as well as your own doodles in the Paint app. Draw this, but with straight lines
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why? couldn't have they just make a new app and leave paint alone? Now they are going to brake it or make it unusable
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This preview focuses on quality-of-life improvements for all developers and workloads. What? No new AI features?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: What? No new AI features?
They were suffering abstinence from icons, they had to go back at least for this update.
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Recall can take screenshots of everything a user does on the company's new AI-powered laptops Maybe they'll fine them before the feature gets released?
Saves time
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Is AI recall sponsored by Seagate?
modified yesterday.
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Joe Woodbury wrote: Is AI recall sponsored by Seagate?
I would go more for SchwAIzerneger
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Since the announcement of the RustRover Public Preview eight months ago, we’ve been hard at work shaping our vision for this feature-rich Rust IDE. Like their other IDEs, but this one could do with some sanding and new paint
There must be someone with a Land Rover that's already using the name RustRover?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: There must be someone with a Land Rover that's already using the name RustRover?
I had such an issue, but it was with a Ford Ka
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Microsoft says that the Windows Update for Business, which helps in the deployment of such feature updates, now adds the option for admins to choose between whether that update is "required" or "optional" for their users. Gone force-installed updates, enter coerced updates
Windows corruption by any other name smells as sweet.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Windows corruption by any other name smells as sweet.
We say that it doesn't matter if a monkey is dressed with silk, it is still a monkey.
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