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Jeremy Falcon
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So what do they do with proctologists? Do a reverse-probe?
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the 28-year-old software engineer had left his home in Lagos, Nigeria
The border agent probably wanted to know why his $10,000,000 of unclaimed inheritance money hadn't been deposited into his bank account.
Marc
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I have to wonder what they ask a proctologist to test their knowledge?
"...JavaScript could teach Dyson how to suck." -- Nagy Vilmos
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The border agent's skills are being seriously underused:
Either he knows how to balance a b-tree himself and should be a developer,
or he can ask a technical question to which he does not know the answer and should be a project manager.
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AI bragging rights in playing Nintendo's Super Smash Bros. game were supported by the fact that AI played the game using deep learning algorithms against ten highly-ranked players. The AI came out on top against every one of them, said New Scientist. That's one way to stop AI from taking over the world: distract them with Nintendo
But then the Nintendo machines will rise...
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It's only because AIs aren't held back by the need of twenty-three fingers to do combo moves.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Agile frameworks like scrum, lean or kanban are widely used across many industries. Each has its own focus, features, process, benefits and drawbacks. Here is a quick comparison to help you decide which will work best for your next project. Pick the purple one
Or the one with stripes
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yup.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Agile is about team management, not project management.
Agile is about team management, not project management.
Agile is about team management, not project management.
Agile is about team management, not project management.
Agile is about team management, not project management.
Agile is about team management, not project management.
Agile is about team management, not project management.
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I feel like you're trying to tell me something. Could you be a little more clear? 
TTFN - Kent
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It is in manager-friendly format, I/e the same obvious thing repeated over and over...
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Agile is weapon for project managers and upper management and has precious little to do with actual team management.
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Amazon is reporting “high error rates” in one region of its S3 web services, and a number of services going offline because of it. "Brush off the clouds and cheer up"
But yet Amazon itself is fine. Don't they use their cloud services?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Don't they use their cloud services?
that would be the ultimate Irony, finding out they use someone else's cloud service 'just in case'
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It's probably revenge from parents whose children's personal details are being made public from S3.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Or CloudPets trying to hide the evidence. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Could be, but judging by the details in the article about them, they'd be even less effective than me at attacking holes in the ground.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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YouTube used to be the place you could watch almost anything you wanted, for free. Now YouTube wants to be the place that sells you TV. You pay extra for the good cat videos
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It makes sense.
You'd get stressed out less by advert breaks, if they're outnumbered by latency breaks.
[edit] I lessed more than necessary [/edit]
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
modified 28-Feb-17 17:50pm.
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Something as simple as an uncharacteristic turn of phrase can clue people into an email’s illegitimacy. What if your co-workers are your enemies?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: What if your co-workers are your enemies?
When were they not my enemies???
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I don't have this problem.
My cow-orkers are too busy plotting against R. Giskard to bother with me.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Microsoft is expanding on its Azure Blockchain-as-a-Service work by joining the new Enterprise Ethereum Alliance, along with Intel and a number of leading banks. Mental note: maybe time to look into this blockchain thing
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It's easy to track YouTube's most popular metric: Check the counter below any video to see how many times it's been played. It's harder to know how long viewers watch, which YouTube staff started tracking years ago. "There was fifty-seven channels and nothin' on"
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