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I can't really discuss why, but I thought I'd mention it, because if I don't, nobody else would.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Dang, beat me to it.
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See? Being the first to come up with something is a sign of brilliance.
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And so modest.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Quote: if I don't, nobody else would
You and... your wife, of course.
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She's pretty resistent to admitting my brilliance.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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This is a common misconception about wives!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Same here.
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Paula Bean. Any relation to "Mr." ?
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... I haven't heard from him since!
Ba-tish!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I use the Yoda approach[^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Why don't blind people skydive?
Scares the sh*t out of the dog!
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too!
JaxCoder.com
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Mike Hankey wrote: Scares the sh*t out of the dog! Not all of them - there are military dogs out there with dozens or even hundreds of parachute drops.
Software Zen: delete this;
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What do you say to a one-legged hitch-hiker?
Hop in!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Job, perhaps, maintaining fundamental business task (11)
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
modified 21-Mar-19 5:50am.
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Job, perhaps, BOOK
maintaining KEEPING
BOOKKEEPING
fundamental business task
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Well done, sir! Thought that might stick around for a while ...
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Once I gave up on "employment" and cast around for other "job" meanings ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I'd love to give up on employment! (How did you know it wasn't a case of "Job" = "PITA"?)
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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PeejayAdams wrote: How did you know it wasn't a case of "Job" = "PITA"?
I couldn't think of an 11 letter word starting with PITA!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I can!
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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You should have used it then!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I don't get the relation between Job and Book. What am I missing?
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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