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Is Conjunctivitis.com a site for sore eyes?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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That pun's cornea than most. As a pupil of the TOTD, eye will lash out have to retina this offering as poor - and downright unsightly.
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No, it is a domain for sale.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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While it's none of my strabismus, but I think you're gonna be astigmatized for that one!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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A short sighted move on my part then?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Lack of focus, IMHO. You need to study and be a better pupil.
/ravi
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Good observation, iris I had thought of that.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I hope it wasn't too cornea? I probably deserve twenty lashes for that kind of aqueous humor.
/ravi
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Yo man, the thrift shop is the place to be 
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I'm gonna pop some tags
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a come-up
This is f***ing awesome
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My life is going nowhere.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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My life wife is going nowhere.
ftfy 
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Have to watch out for that !
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Ain't nobody got time for that.
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Did you buy it second hand?
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Time to go. 
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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On second though, I think hours still works - at least twice a day (12hr time).
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It's no reflection on me!
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most retired of them all
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I resemble that!
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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It couldn't reign.
OK. OK.
It didn't measure up.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Oh man - give you an inch and you take 2.77cm.
( Well it is broken!)
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Things went south from there.
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If you go further in the same direction, you'll end up in the North 
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