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1 squeezy ball to excercise the fingers when I sit and think, 1 pad, 1 pencil and computers is all. Oh and a bloody phone which I regularly disconnect.
The idea of lots of toys on a desk I find silly, I'm there to work not fiddle with toys. This place is enough of a distraction, I don't need toys as well.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Besides the actual hardware I use to do my job - 2 external monitors hooked up to a laptop - giving me 3 screens of virtual desktop, I usually only have my coffee, lunch and a Rubik's cube to keep me company.
Other developers in the office have various doodads, including trolls and desk plants, but I prefer my trusty cube.
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If it isn't either wireless or USB powered, it doesn't belong on the desk of a computer guy!
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Mark Randel wrote: I'd rather have a frontal lobotomy than a bottle in front of me... Bill W
The only thing that I ever drink is water. I can easily refill my office bottle from the cold tap.
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I prefer to have a nice ass on my desk from time to time...
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I have a "Game Cube", yup that's correct....
An original release Nintendo game cube.
and you know what....
It's just so bloody satisfying when a piece of code is winding you up, to fire up mortal Kombat a splatter a bit of blood everywhere.
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I prefer things that can provide a brief distraction when I start getting wrapped around the axle on an issue.
A 4" globe, a cheap K9 figure from Barnes and Noble, and an ST TOS Communicator bluetooth device that soothingly chirps at me when I flip it open.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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I do think desk toys makes working a bit less stressful so I always try to keep a few on mine. Currently, my desk sports a magic 8 ball, a burned giraffe baby toy (I told my wife I'd frame it after she burned it but it's still here), a die-cast metal white Power Ranger, a Lego of my first computer and a cookie jar in the shape of a question box from Mario.
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A magic 8-ball must be massively useful.
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The only desk toy I have is a venerable Nexus 7 2nd generation tablet and an even more venerable pair of Sony MDR-V900 headphones. These supply music when there's too much noise around.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I have 3 Funko Pop!s that my adult daughter gave me. Captain America, Hela (her favorite villain) and Phil Coulson. A Mexican shot glass that a co-worker at a previous job gave me which holds a couple of pens. A cup from the opening day of Avengers: Age of Ultron, picture of my wife, a cereal box cloth flying disc, also an Age of Ultron tie-in. My paper towel coaster with "DO NOT REMOVE" written on it since the cleaning crew kept taking them. (I know I have issues but the first one to go actually came from my previous job. It was still doing its job why should I abandon it?)
Tabasco sauce, a salt shaker and the three foot stack of all the programming books I've owned.
I used to have a lot more when I had a cubicle, Plastic Man, a Mach 5, a Tibetan meditation doohickey(I used to work with a couple of guys from Nepal.), and several wishbones from rotisserie chickens (just in case we needed to make a wish) and a lot more stuff/crap. Useless stuff but it made the space feel like mine.
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I do think desk toys are a good stress relief and add a bit of personality to the workplace (a much plain workspace seems so empty of life, maybe that's why some people hate their jobs).
So, currently, my desk sports a magic 8 ball, a burned teether giraffe (I told my wife I'd frame it after she burned it while boiling it), a die-cast metal white Power Ranger, a Lego model of my first computer, and a cookie jar in the shape of a question box from Mario.
- Leonardo
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Apart from the hardware, I have some paper tha becomes digital from time to time. And a bunny like toy until I replace it with a rubber duck.
Rubber duck debugging - Wikipedia[^]
Paulo Gomes
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.
—Bill Gates
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
—Albert Einstein
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at office desk (3 days a week) cups for caffiene delivery, assorted puters and stuff. One calendar on thhe wrong month. not much else. Not alot of room.
At home office(2 days a week) various toys, Matchbox cars primarily. Love a Jaguar I have. Loads of books none are technical. Maps of various places I have visited. barely enough room for lappy and mouse. <grin>
I prefer working from home. I actually get more done there.
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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Good old metal slinky is my preferred toy.
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Hm, no 'toys' but lots of hardware. I'm a firmware dev so I've got 3 or 4 different products (out of case) that I work on, a network switch, 3 jackboxes and their associated handsets (we do 911 equipment/software), a PoE supply, a TI launchpad for the TM4C1294, 3 usb cables, 2 phones connected to a teltone and a fair amount of dust!
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The desk itself just has computer, monitors etc and coffee but on the window-sill are some Star-wars Lego micro-fighters and a die-cast Enterprise NCC-1701-D
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I once had one of those semi-perpetual motion toys -the kind that a ball hanging from a thread hits a set of balls also hanging from threads and the one in the opposite end gets expelled and returns to hit the set of balls again and again- I could watch it for hours and when it was still, kids loved to start the motion again and marveled but i tossed it away because sometimes the noise made by the small balls in motion was too distracting.
I'd love to sit it again in my desk if I could remember where it is now!
Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves.
- Matthew Barry
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A "screwed" figurine, with the caption:
"It was bound to happen sooner or later".
And a toy monkey.
"(I) am amazed to see myself here rather than there ... now rather than then".
― Blaise Pascal
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I had a Pink Panther whose legs and arms could be bent to assume any position I wanted, until my wife threw it away, possibly because it was a gift from an old dance partner. After 10 years, I still miss it.
I still have a dinosaur with a hidden button that opens and closes its mouth. It was one of my kids' toys when they were toddlers. I keep it hidden, and only take it out for visiting children or others that I trust not to react unfavorably when I threaten them with it.
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Couple of cloth dragons, couple of solar dancing figuring, a Cam-Am motorcycle toy, couple of plants, couple squishy balls, a pessimists' mug, cub full of pens and pencils, box of Kleenex, couple of manuals, and a small Tylenol bottle full of clipped finger nails with a warning written on it: "DO NOT OPEN UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE."
No papers.
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Giving away my age, but a lava lamp, hawk feather and Crow feathers...
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I would have sworn your quote was from W.C. Fields -- but whatever.
I have therapy putty; squishy stuff I knead in my hand while I'm thinking or reading.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
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At work, a picture of my son.
At home, a rock ball paper weight.
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I opened the CP Insider Daily Developer News. Read the Dinosaur Comics posting and scrolled down a ways.
There on the very bottom of the listing was the tread from my very own initial post! It's more amazing than being up-voted on a Q&A answer !
So exciting! I won't be able to sleep in front of my monitors all day !
Ravings en masse^ |
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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