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I am now fully assimilated in the Windows 10 Borg Cube, but my wife is still out in the cold. I keep telling her that resistance is futile, but then she just glares at me. Scary! What should I do? Threaten her? Plead with her? Any suggestions? 
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Give in and upgrade to Win7? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You've got this the wrong way around. You're the one in the cold!
Life is too shor
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But it's so nice and toasty in here!
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Let her back in the house.
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If flattery doesn't work try Jewelry?
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I will try that. I have tried pitching woo, but after 49 years of marriage, that magic no longer works as well as it should.
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All the Wow has gone out of the Woo...hate it when that happens.
Congrats on the longevity, don't hear that much these days!
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Cornelius Henning wrote: but after 49 years of marriage
She'll know well why she doesn't immediately hop onto your Win10 bandwagon
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Turn her in to Microsoft for re-programming. duh. 
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Quote: Turn her in to Microsoft for re-programming
Yeah! I like that. But I want to add a few items to their code when they do!
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Would you really want your wife crashing at random times for no reason?
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Dave Kreskowiak wrote: Would you really want your wife crashing at random times for no reason?
Yes?
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Quote: Would you really want your wife crashing at random times for no reason
But she will be very good at multi-tasking!
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Let her know that her screen will be peppered with adverts for shoes and dresses and that spending your money will be only one click away 
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Windows 10 is faster and smoother on boot, driver installations and on update. And it has longer support with updates.
I recommand to install Windows 10 on a SSD. "Fast as a shark" 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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KarstenK wrote: "Fast as a shark"
An Accept fan?
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Quote: I recommand to install Windows 10 on a SSD
That's exactly what I did. And I must have done something wrong, because I don't see any of the adverts others warn you about. 
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Set her computer to automatically install Windows Updates and let Nature take its course.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Quote: let Nature take its course
Yes, I am good at that. It takes so little effort. 
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Avoid buying her a laptop with an Nvidia card - that would be a good first step. 
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I fully understand the reason for your statement!
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Cornelius Henning wrote: What should I do?
Buy her a Mac.
Marc
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Quote: Buy her a Mac
Heresy! And to say that here in the Lounge!
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