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To me it reads like:
Your lunch is fully optimized by the digestive system and it's compiled into dung that runs down the toilet.
Sorry
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Why did you say sorry?
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Yeah, wish there was a way to natively run in a browser (obviously this is browser/version dependent) without writing plugins/add-ons. Running as JavaScript means all the perf benefits are lost!
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Or like running a five-course gourmet meal through a blender and serving it in a paper cup with a lid and bendy straw.
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From who did you hear that something like this once happened to me?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Who do you think was operating the blender?
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My mother. Asronaut rations two days in a row and my father never let her into the kitchen again.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Let me know when I can debug it in the browser as C++.
Until then it's just obfubarscated javascript: The only thing worse than trying to debug javascript directly.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Very interesting concept.
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Short news: The Danish dilemma is reflected. (3, 4)
#1 For all Britishers, a household name
#2 Hamlet
#3 Yes it is sort of a proper noun. I know I shouldn't but it is a nice one.
Life is too shor
modified 29-Jan-16 7:57am.
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Danish dilemma?? Are you talking about refugees or Marmite?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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A somewhat older Danish dilemma...
Life is too shor
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Ah, Ok. Then I don't know - My memory isn't that good...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Where's the dilemma in bacon?
Life is too shor
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When you find you only have enough for half a buttie.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Indeed. I can get the second word (the Danish part) but can't think what the first word could be...
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Even with your clues, I still don't have any idea on this one, except the first word is probably "NEW".
Guess you are up Monday - what's the answer?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Now who's the poor bastard who has to die for my freedom?
Which movie?
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Lie of Brian
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Juan Nieve muere por el fuego.
Don't worry it's not a spoiler, I have no idea what happens in the show/books.
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Wall Street
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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One night with Paris
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I mean plumbing.
Does anyone know how big the slope on a drainage must be? We would like to install a bath at home, but the drainage tube in the floor will be a meter or two from where the connection with the bath will be.
thanks
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Now you know it does not work like the way they show in movies.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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