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...He wants people to get stuck there.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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That's nothing to sniff at.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I wondered why everyone was wearing Pasties.
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Cross-pondian translation problem:
In the UK, we eat pasties.
... But I can see how that wouldn't be so different, after all...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Here, too. But only to get to the good bits...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Such websites already exist. I could name a few, but they're not Lounge material (or even Soapbox material for that matter) 
Of course people usually bring lube instead of glue 
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Should've called it, FaceTube. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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I am on a path to success. I appreciate everyone's words.
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Words by themselves are just words, how you use them will determine your progress.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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That was deep. 
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Just a little lav philosophy, nothing else to do in there.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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There seems to be an 'Ah, Grasshopper' missing.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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No only the grasshopper part! 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Huh?  Did I miss something...again? 
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We had a whip round, and bought him a dictionary.
You owe us £5
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Oh, don't confuse the poor dear with currencies that indicate that there is a world outside the US!
That's just cruel.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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OK, OK... Call it $7.22, plus 10% transaction fee, and sales tax...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OK, it's settled.
I like this guy!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Jumping on bandwagon while the wagon is still bandying about...
...I too would like to thank everyone in the world, the world and beyond...yes, the solar system for that great sunshine I get at times... also Pluto, which I still consider a planet. And, the asteroid belt beyond the solar system... for all they've done and continue to do.
Am I funny yet?
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If I had even the remotest clue what you we talking about, then yes, maybe it would be funny.
Or not.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You seem to be in a mean spirited, sh*tty mood today, dear. Snap out of it, or not.
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Um, either that or I just don't have a clue what he meant.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The OP was basic sarcasm, which we in the UK appreciate, but the one where you start pounding on about the solar system doesn't contain a jot of sense.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: The OP was basic sarcasm
Oh, sarcasm. We don't have that here in my part of the world.
Thanks for pointing that out.
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