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Plenty of ways:
- Hand stand.
- Stick with sharp end
- 2 sticks
- Vaccum cleaner
and on and on.
If the letter is anything to do with quantum physics, already have it, you had it, you will have it, you will never have it, you never had it, there is no letter, there is no you, there is no postman, postman is still there, letter is still at origin.....
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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lw@zi wrote: If the letter is anything to do with quantum physics, already have it, you had it, you will have it, you will never have it, you never had it, there is no letter, there is no you, there is no postman, postman is still there, letter is still at origin.....
I'm stealing a version of this for a wedding speech in the future. I have a friend that does applied mathematics research in a related field. She'll love it 
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Jon McKee wrote: applied mathematics research in a related field
Can't fathom what field it could be. Can you reveal?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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To be frank, I barely understand the simple version of the topics even though I took decently high-level math. Four years ago when I could kind of understand the "this is as simple as I can make it" explanations she was doing modelling with Lyapunov exponents, Floquet theory, and something else I can't remember.
As I understand it, it's not so much directly related as tangentially related. Something about predicting unpredictable behaviors in systems. They were looking to apply the model to real-world problems like traffic, flows within huge gatherings, etc.
I'm... honestly not sure how that turned out. I should follow up. We don't really talk work anymore because we're just speaking a foreign language to each other, lol.
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Sounds complicated already!
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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If it's an invoice from your chiropractor, just leave it there. If he complains about not getting paid, you can tell him you were just following his instructions.
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Good luck and as usual it's easy peasy
Bonsai Sics maybe it's ready to eat after this? (10)
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Follow the link - what's the tagline?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nothing to do with the movie, just the title. Your answer was blindingly fast!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Ah. I assumed the Tagline: "You may be next" 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I guess the tagline was just blind luck!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Very good!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yep
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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standardizing the date formats and just keep it as one. The shorter, longer, the too longer all these differences are fine. I'm just talking about the completely opposite types like
MM-DD-YY
DD-MM-YY
YY-MM-DD
This is seriously freaking tiring to handle. All the data sheet exported from system are in MM-DD-YY format, and the customer read them all as DD-MM-YY & feeds into their own internal system.
Yeah I head you saying "This is what localization is supposed to fix". But why? why not we fix this in peoples minds and make them follow a unified type.  
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.
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Because the 'mercans cannot handle the correct date (or time) formats. 
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: Because the 'mercans cannot handle...
Careful now. Most of the things they can't handle are the side effects of having been British colonies. Centuries of independence have not even helped very much. The only thing they were spared was not having to drive on the weirder side of the road. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Careful - the euro-standard is just uniformly ass-backwards.
D-M-Y (any number of digits you prefer) sorts totally wrong.
Period.
YYYYMMDD is the only rational format as it can be sorted as is, even as text - but can be stored/sorted as an int. (I leave off proper date objects as they'd sort regardless).
Just the usual Eurogance (the now and forever word for European arrogance).
Time you just get over yourselves. Get some laxatives - clear your thoughts.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: Careful - the euro-standard is just uniformly ass-backwards.
The Euro-standard sorts perfectly - if you write from right to left.
You guys just need to learn Hebrew!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Nachon - hakol b'seder.
Or is that:
.redes'b lokah - nohcaN
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I agree the Europeans are arrogant, but us British? 
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OK OK OK.
Having seen enough Midsomer Murders (&etc.), I can safely say 'pompous', rather than arrogant, would be the description.
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