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During the Viet Nam war there was a draft, the only time in Marine Corps history this occurred.
So this guy is in boot camp and is trying to figure out a way to get out and is kind of a screw up anyway so they stick him on duty to clean up the head. (bathroom)
So a big inspection is coming up and he gets the head in spotless condition except in one of the toilets he rolls up a wad of peanut butter.
When the inspecting major comes in to inspect he looks around and is impressed until he reaches the toilet in question where upon he shouts to the recruit; ""what the hell is this".
The recruit sticks a finger in, detaches a good size glob, sticks it in his mouth and exclaims; "sir, peanut butter, sir".
Story goes they let him out on a medical discharge!
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