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I went to our local Mosque to try and learn a little more about Islam and the principles of the religion.
I was talking to one of the guys afterwards and he told me he had the whole of the Qur'an on DVD, I asked him to burn me a copy, and at that point it all kicked off!
I'll get my coat...
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Brilliant..can't stop laughing.
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Best joke of the day. 
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
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mark merrens wrote: Best joke of the day week.
FTFY 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Like they say: boom tish!
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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Is it wrong to tell a muslim that his wife is starting to look a bit porky?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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Alternatively: Does this Chador make my butt look big? And that's how the Jihad started.
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That is even funnier! 
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
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A question from "the Muslim test"
When you go to the bathroom, do you wipe your butt with:
(a) your left hand
(b) your right hand
(c) you use toilet paper
(told to me by a Muslim friend).
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Harvey
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