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Up n doon the land,
Oor sleekit middle classes band.
Noo bold Burns is duly feted,
By a pack ae kents he wid ae hated.
[I thank you]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I think you may end up in hospital tonight.
And...
I think you know which ward.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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You cannot cure scousitis.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face, Mighty Fuhrer of the Sausage People!
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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Ye cannae dae nuthin fer Robbie Burns night,
Because yer a wee plukey sassenach sh1te
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Wrong.
Dad's Iron/Scot, Mum's from Norn Iron. What I am not is English or Hungarian. 
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Hungarian, Not Asian.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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I could go for Asian by birth as I'm from Sing and Dad's KL.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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That's bollocks, that is. I've seen your CP photo; you're from the Green planet.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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What a horrible discusting alien (ET is cute though)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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So we got invited to a Burns do in SG, kilts, haggis and black tie. I'm a geek, I don't know what the f*** a black tie event is, someone said you need to wear a suit and a black tie!
Bullshit, you need a dinner suit/tuxedo that is black, a bow tie thingy, a cummerbund (bloody silly thing on a big fat bloke) a white shirt and a really shiny shoes. So $250 for the suit and $160 for a tailored shirt (they don't do big in SG) plus $160 for the dinner, it is a bloody expensive dinner. Oh yeah and a pair of cuff links to go with the dammed silly shirt!
SWMBO got a right ear full for accepting this particular invitation!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I bought my DJ about 25 years ago as I was attending 4-5 black tie events every year and it was costing around £30 to hire the kit.
Still got that suit, it's still in good nick and it's paid it's £500 over many-many times.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: [I thank you]
You should thank Frankie.
@robertflorence has been tweeting in the style all day long, some excellent efforts;
Your luck's flew oot the windae
Your claes are oot of style
Your da's in jail for shopliftin'
Your maw's on Jeremy Kyle
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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Shhh! Don't tell everyone that I nick my material of Twitter like @ChrisElston
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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