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Upon further reflection, I should have seen this coming. A few years back, I asked for a Cowboys hat for Christmas. Meant NFL. Got a Stetson. Apostrophes, people. Use them wisely.
Mom's email- So, what would like for Christmas this year?
My reply- Well, I've been wanting to build an AR-15, and could use some stuff. How about 30 rnd magazines, if you can find them?
Mom- I'll see what I can find, but are you sure you want 30?
Me- Yep, I'd prefer 30 rnd magazines over 10 rnd magazines.
Mom- Ok, but it just seems like quite a lot. Love you.
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Mom- It was tough to get some of the older issues, but I got 30! Hope the R n' D magazines help! Merry Christmas!!
So, does anyone need some extra copies of Popular Science and Popular Mechanics? I have plenty.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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No Popular Electronics? I would like to have several issues between 1976 and 1981.
And forget magazines. Get yourself something that has the ammo on a belt, all in a nice steel box for 500 or 1000. As a bonus, your enemies will need fresh underwear when they just hear the noise that thing makes and let them pray for their only chance of about six or seven seconds if you must change the hot barrel.
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You are so right. Last year I ended up with a foot-high piano player 
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count your blessings - I have a head the size of a tennis ball !
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Dare I admit I don't get it?
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I was granted one wish for helping a fairy - I asked for a little head 
love your funeral/tennis-ball/service post 
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Can't believe that one sailed straight over my head the first time !
Your tennis bal reminded me of the other one 
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This is so good?!!!
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