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Is a fake noodle an impasta ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I wasn't expecting a spaghetti to be a clouded thought.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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"Thought of the day"
Isn't this Griff's gig?
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No 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery"
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Shall we look for the first occurence of TOTD. 
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I guess so.
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One wonders how many more "thinkers of the day" the Lounge can be infected by before we realize how original OriginalGriff is ?
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Australia is doing everything it can to lose the World Cup, playing shite.
But 35th minute New Zealnd blatant forward pass on the right wing which leads to a penalty to them in the 36th minute instead of an Australian scrum. Penalty goal.
38th minute Nonu runs into the back of his own player, a shepherd and a scrum or penalty to Australia. Buit oince again not called and a minute later they score a try.
10 points from pathetic decision making. Or should I say lack of decision making.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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The penalty was for Genia being offside - the ref just didn't see the forward pass. It happens.
There may be a little touch of bias in your reporting!
Good game so far.
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OriginalGriff wrote: The penalty was for Genia being offside - the ref just didn't see the forward pass. It happens.
If the forward pass is called there is no ruck, no ruck no penalty as Genia doesn't need to go for the ball.
OriginalGriff wrote: There may be a little touch of bias in your reporting!
Not at all. I stated Australia was playing shite. Almost every time we run the ball up there are no other Australian players at the breakdown to help protect the ball. If Australia had players at the breakdown there wouldn't be so many turn overs for New Zealand.
I called the blatant forward pass against South Africe that gave New Zealsnd a 7 point converted try. They won by 2 points. Also called the penalty against Scotland as shite and that Australia like New Zealand shouldn't have gone through.
OriginalGriff wrote: Good game so far.
No. We keep throwing good field position and ball possession away.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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The best may not be good.
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a forward pass missed in a rugby world cup final....well i never!
Bryce
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It's seems today is DEC 25, must mean Christmas time!
Ok, it's an old joke and not very good either, I'll get my coat... 
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It's an old joke, yes.
But...it's not that bad, I've posted much, much worse!
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OriginalGriff wrote: I've posted much, much worse!
In your defence, you've posted much, much more often 
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I posted this on CP ~12 years ago and got shouted at
Cheers,
विक्रम
"We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread 
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Vikram A Punathambekar wrote: and got shouted at
Serves you right for posting such awful jokes!
The trick is to post it when it's relevant.
I'm doing this again at Christmas
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Sander Rossel wrote: I'm doing this again at Christmas
And I'll be there to shout at you
Cheers,
विक्रम
"We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread
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Sander Rossel wrote: I'm doing this again at Christmas
To wish everyone a happy Halloween?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Joke my ass. I was in Home Depot yesterday and, yes, there were Christmas trees up and glowing! 
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It's getting out of hand.
In a few years we'll all have fake trees that we can have up for the entire year 
And if every day is Christmas, no day is Christmas...
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Its old. Yes. Very old.
i might have posted it a few times myself though.
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Wow, are you behind the times! Our local Christmas Shop (yes, that's right, a shop devoted entirely to Christmas - cards, decorations, lights, banners etc.) opened its doors two weeks ago.
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And a shop devoted to Halloween will open its doors soon too 
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