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Abe Vigoda, sunken-eyed character actor, dead at 94[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I enjoyed him years ago, when he played detective Fish in Barney Miller.![Rose | [Rose]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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Sad news.  I think he's 'died' more times than a certain Leslie.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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ATTN : Safe for Work. [^]. Couldn't stop laughing !
Wonde Tadesse
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Had this all over Google+ for a long time, so I didn't get it too funny.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote: Google+
I see your problem 
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What's the pros and cons of working for small companies vs large corporations?
I have always worked for small companies all my life, and now I've been approached by someone at a pretty large company.
So I would like to know more about your experiences in how they differ as a work environment.
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The biggest difference is larger companies are generally set in their ways. There are more departments and more red tape. Smaller companies tend to be more about personality, may need someone to be a bit of a jack of all trades in their work just to get things done. Larger companies are more formal in that you do your job and that's it.
Both have their strengths. In my experience I believe you have to play the politics game a bit more in larger companies but YMMV.
Jeremy Falcon
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If you don't mind (or even like) being a small spoke on a big wheel then a big company is best. In small companies you may find yourself doing professionally distasteful things if they find you not absolutely swamped in work like breaking up cardboard shipping boxes.
I speak from experience.
I now run a mom n' pop service and consulting shop up high high high in the Colorado Rockies.
It don't get much smaller than that. We've been at it for 21 years now.
I break up the cardboard boxes with glee as they are mine now and run her Labrador twice a week.
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Just to have fun and play devil's advocate, I've also had down time in small companies. And larger ones too.
Cardboard boxes weren't my go-to. It was all about the kitchen cleaning. Apparently the cleaning ladies could not keep up with 100+ IT people junking up the place. Good times.
Jeremy Falcon
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Well, jack of all trades is me, and politics is not a strong point of mine. I tend to be honest which isn't particularily appreciated. People may tell you differently, but they lie.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: People may tell you differently, but they lie
Jeremy Falcon
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Yah I don't do politics at all and I'm in one of the biggest companies in Singapore, I found honesty and bluntness keeps me completely out of politics.
Always tell the truth about the situation in the office (your IT policies suck, if I don't get admin rights you don't get any solution).
I prefer small companies, more flexible, more varied work and if the people ore interesting the job is fun. I work for a large company because I'm a tart, I do it for the money!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I've worked for big: UK government research places, and small: just the three of us.
And in the middle, as well.
Now there is just me.
There are advantages and disadvantages to all of them.
The bigger it is, the more secure you are: they aren't generally going to go bust tomorrow. And you get a clear career progression, and "regular" salary increments.
But... You can't make decisions. Everything has to be cleared upwards, until it's to damn late to make the changes.
The smaller it is, the more at risk it is of closing tomorrow: been there, done that. A customer goes bust, you can't make the wages, it all goes pear shaped. It gets nasty sometimes. And yes, you end up doing things that aren't strictly your job - picking up a soldering iron and wading in, or cleaning the loo...
But... If there's a problem, you can fix it. And everybody knows it was needed, because they understand and are invested in the project. Or you can sit on the right guys desk and talk at him until he realises you are serious...
Me? Big is a problem: to much sh*t to eat before you can get things done.
Small works for me!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
modified 26-Jan-16 17:38pm.
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Small companies - you usually know when they go bankrupt from conversation around the water cooler, and you can predict it 6-12 months in advance.
Large companies - you find out the company has gone bankrupt reading about it in the financial news.
Small companies - you're talents are valued.
Large companies -- you're talents are off shored.
Shall I go on? 
Marc
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So, Marc.... which one do you prefer? 
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: which one do you prefer?
I prefer my own company.
Marc
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That's to be expected, you are a wonderful person!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Before I opened my one man show I worked for a pretty large German enterprise that operates and repairs many aircraft. Besides walking about on their part of the airfield watching planes their social benefits were really enjoyable. As their IT is a service provider to many other departments I got to know a lot more people there than just my IT colleagues which I also enjoyed.
I left them because I don't like working on a project for months which then doesn't get into production because the client department didn't have the need for it any more or because the client department got dissolved in the many perpetually ongoing enterprise reorganizations.
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Large companies pay better.
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While there's certainly a lot of drawbacks to working for a big company, which others have noted, there are some perks.
-As Piebald noted, pay and benefits is generally better. You get odd perks like gym memberships, 20+% off major mobile cell plans, car buying services, random swag (coffee mugs, T-shirts, and so on), etc. in addition to the normal better-than-small-company health plans, life insurance, vacation days, holidays, and 401k.
-You tend to have better job security, though of course layoffs are a normal part of the big corporate world. As long as you're a top performer, you're usually insulated from layoffs.
-Big companies can offer you access to more resources - I have an Enterprise MSDN account, some really solid hardware, high powered servers and VM's pretty much for the asking (provided I can give minimal justification for need).
-Large companies tend to allow you to focus more on your profession - I don't have to be a "do it all" person: cleaning toilets, breaking down boxes, doing marketing materials, dealing with belligerent customers with dumb questions that 1st line support can handle, performing extensive QA, etc. All these things have trained, paid professionals doing them, allowing me to focus on designing and creating software.
-A lot of companies are really just conglomerations of many small companies. This can be a great setup where you get the best of both worlds: a large impact with lots of responsibility in your fiefdom, a small team feel (and reality), hands off upper management, along with all the perks of a large company. (This is the situation I'm in right now.)
So, to summarize, there's potentially a lot of good working for a large company. But, as with nearly anywhere you work, your happiness will largely hinge on who your boss is (this includes you being your own boss). A good boss and you're life is good and you can afford to gripe about minor things. A bad boss, and your life is miserable.
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It really depends on the company, usually in small companies (at least here in Italy) employees are basically slaves without Union's rights and very bland legal ones. Usually the pay is higher - simply because you're often 1:1 with your boss and he depends on yuo as much as you depend on him. Meaning that if he needs more money you work more time, overtime, weekends, cancelled vacations and so on... not often accounted for.
Big companies are a lot compartimentalized, usually they are more stable but the paycheck is uniformed. Usually your work is piled under tons of management and leechers so the more you work... the more stressed you become, but no changes in pay or respect - in fact it means you get responsible of the failures of many more managers and leechers (two different words but a single concept).
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If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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The bigger the company the smaller you are and vice versa. Both have their pros and cons.
Eg. There will be more opportunities in big companies and sharing responsibility when something goes wrong is easier. However it is more slow going (bureaucratic) and more competitive, so getting acknowledged for your work is more difficult.
my 2 cents...
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