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Nurse! Nurse! He's out of bed again!
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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He joined today. The Captain re-incarnated? 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Writing style is the same.
Rhetoric is the same.
Paranoia ... Is looking much the same.
Hopefully he has learned not to abuse the lounge?
Oink! Oink! Flap! Flap! Floss! Floss!
(Herd of flying pigs, cleaning their teeth as they go by)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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This is not to be hissed about when you go scratching this post in the lounge hey. How about leaving Catman to get his 23 Hours sleep in and then just pay him for his services that HE wants to offer with a good batch of catnip. But beware of the God-complex when you call upon his help as he will not be moused by pleads alone 
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And here I thought it was due to a general lack bacon based products in ones diet, I feel so foolish now.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Cornelius Henning wrote: I and my wife are both allergic to cats!
Well, scratch that idea then I guess. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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It was a tall tail.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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certainly gives me paws for thought but I'm feline ok.
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I wonder if he is ready to pounce on perpetrators or flee under the nearest piece of furniture at the slightest provocation.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I spilt those cans. That's what I can be.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Please don't give these comic book goofs another idea. All we need are more TV shows and movies with weird people.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Is this the same Catman[^] that is a hero in Dimmsdale?
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Ah don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
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I pawndered the idea for a litter while and decided it was as of yet impurrfict.
Perhaps paws for fur-ther thought on this.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I can't say anything as the cat got my tongue.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Frogman is just the hero Paris needs -- the moment he spots trouble, he runs and jumps into the Seine.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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At which point I guess one could say that he is inSeine...
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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They need a man of authority - step forward Cartman!
veni bibi saltavi
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Let's make this question for a good friend of mine  :
You are the only one capable to do something the right way as you have the knowledge of all the different technologies that are needed to make the project (robots, fieldbusses, artificial vision, special programing techniques, offline programming, Visual C++ and others).
The customer is surprised you can do it and understands you are the best option to make the project.
But then it happens:
The customer is scared about the future and how will you give technical support as you are a one man company.
What do you do in those situations in order to relieve the customer and to show them they can trust you?
Thank you in advance.
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Can you provide any references from long term clients?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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My friend can't provide this personally... he can provide it about the companies he has worked before, but not now.
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That would seem to make things more difficult. They would have present themselves as having superior knowledge of the subject matter (that goes a long way in my book), the integrity to work as hard as necessary to get the job done, and a willingness to share (or teach) the general solution and tools to others. I say this because people don't necessarily need to know a product down to the floor level to implement/alter some features and/or fix some issues. It lessens the burden on the original developer somewhat, and keeps the client happy as they are not completely helpless if an issue arises.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I can think of two things:
1. Give them specific details about the support you can provide. Make commitments on response time, working hours, etc.
2. If you have them and are allowed to do so, give them references from prior projects.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Thank you Gary,
First is already done and second is not possible now.
Thank you for your post!
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