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I will! Brace yourself...
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Brace myself? I don't need to. If I fell on the flouride just get back up again.
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Lucky you! I wish I could brush myself off that easily!
/ravi
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What a polished way of thinking!
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It's pasted in my brain.
/ravi
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Rooted in the canals of your brain, you mean?
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Indeed! I'm a compulsive abscessive.
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I knew you're good at puns, bur I didn't see that coming.
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I'm really not that good. I'm just filling in for the regulars.
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You're quite cemented to the puns.
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Yes, I enjoy the bond.
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Excuse my probing, but is that bond strong as acrylic?
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Thank you kind b'tard! I have to go to the torture chair on Tuesday!
veni bibi saltavi
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Grab him by the Gentleman's Vegetables and repeat after me: "Now, we're not going to hurt each other, are we?"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Quite cool. Almost seems like ice cream in my bowl... 
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I just heard that Microsoft’s most recent mantra is “Cloud-first, Mobile-first”. This lofty aspiration has inspired me to concoct a mantra of my own (one even grander than Microsoft’s, IMHO). From here on out, you can expect me to be single-mindedly devoted to pursuing: “Excellence-first, solemnity-first, get-more-done-and-have-more-fun-first, newest-technology-on-the-block-first, diligence-first, balanced-with-mindless-entertainment-first, mom-first, apple-pie-first, no-make-that-chocolate-chip-cookie-dough-first, people-first, church-first, home-first, work-first, peaceful-evenings-out-on-the-veranda-first, and (last but certainly not least – in fact, first) never-forgetting-to-keep-first-things-first-first.”
… and everything else second.
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Your primary objective should be to collate your thoughts into a coherent and easily comprehensible form which manages to employ the absolute minimum number of words and phrases yet still fully articulates the concept in its entirety.
-- or --
Brevity first.
veni bibi saltavi
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kdmote wrote: Excellence-first, solemnity-first, get-more-done-and-have-more-fun-first, newest-technology-on-the-block-first, diligence-first, balanced-with-mindless-entertainment-first, mom-first, apple-pie-first, no-make-that-chocolate-chip-cookie-dough-first, people-first, church-first, home-first, work-first, peaceful-evenings-out-on-the-veranda-first, and (last but certainly not least – in fact, first) never-forgetting-to-keep-first-things-first-first.
Catchy, it's already stuck in my head! 
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My computer is getting here today! Not tomorrow like it usually would! Shipped on Tuesday, here today.
Three days. Wow. That's impressive for FedEx Ground.
The Asus repair facility is in California, which explains the long shipping times (I am in Indiana)
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Are you generally happy with your Asus? Asking because we just bought a new laptop for the house\youngest child and it is an Asus.
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Yes. It works quite well.
I have an older Asus that has a bad battery but still works quite well (needs to be plugged in, though).
My mom has a 3 year old HP laptop, and it can barely run Win7, much less WinX. It crashes with hardware errors quite often, and HP refuses to fix the issues (they used faulty parts, likely knowingly, and don't really care). I installed Fedora Linux on a small Lenovo laptop my dad used to use so my mom could at least have something useable. I just need to do a few more tweaks to get it completely set up, and show her how to use it.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Good to hear.
Bought ours last weekend during the Georgia sales tax free weekend on Saturday from Best Buy. Wake up Sunday morning and they had dropped the price by $100.00. Went right over after church and got the price reduction.
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Was born in Ft. Wayne where you at?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Just north of the city in a very new subdivision[^].
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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