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Is a shop selling vampire statues an artery?
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Not if they sell them outside the vein you!
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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You've sure posted a clot of puns.*
* Perhaps take literally ? ? ?
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Can I give blood at the Vampire State Building, or will they say "Fangs, but no fangs"?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
modified 31-Aug-16 13:09pm.
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I bat they would! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Okay, was there not a vampire thought the other day? This is just batty.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I think so, but I'm not B Positive.
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Not today I guess.
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OMG ! (I hope that's the right acronym).
OG's finally exhausted. Surely there's something we can do to help?
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: OMG
Oh My Griff ?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Original Samuel-L-Jackson Griff!
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I thought that thought was thought yesterday.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I don't think so.
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The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
So...where the heck am I? 
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I asked Dr. Heissenberg - he said he was uncertain at this time.
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I seem to be in some kind of box.
What's that over in the corner?
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OriginalGriff wrote: What's that over in the corner?
The unpainted area? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Don't think so, it seems to be glowing a bit, and there's a bottle with a skull and crossbones on it.
It this a Pirate's box?
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It must be; that's a rum bottle, all right.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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OriginalGriff wrote: What's that over in the corner?
A very pissed off cat. 
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: A very pissed off cat
Trying to get its muon?
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That would be a cow, a meowon, now that's for a cat.
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OriginalGriff wrote: So...where the heck am I? 
Like the missile, we're only here because we're not all there.
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Replace "missile" with "software development process", and that also seems pretty much standard these days. I think they're describing the Agile process. 
Marc
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