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PIEBALDconsult wrote: If you didn't write it, don't post it.
Wouldn't this mean that no one can post any links any more...? 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Yes, unless you include your opinion.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: unless you include your opinion.
What if you merely state a fact?
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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All facts are opinions. 
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The reason is that for some reason these jokes reach India with some couple hundred years delay, get localized and then served here in a big numbers. Nothing personal.
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet!
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Yeah you are right. I see what you mean , Thanks for the suggestion.
Ranjan.D
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Deyan Georgiev wrote: as crappy as BMW.
Hey! Here in Munich you could get hanged on the nearest tree for that. You probably don't even know what BMW stands for: Bayrischer Mistwagen.
I really hope you get that translated properly. 
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But what happened to Vijay Malya's car parked outside the bank in New York?
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His Car must have locked out until he gets in his Kingfisher Airlines
Ranjan.D
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It's so old it has grown whiskers.
"I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez (1800-68).
"I don't need to shoot my enemies, I don't have any." - Me (2012).
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Just because voting is back, it doesn't mean you have to post jokes here.
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Boss , is there an restrictions for posting a joke. I mean terms and condition to not to post jokes  , If so please let me know so that I will never post.
Thanks,
Ranjan.D
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Do let me know when you post one then.
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Sure will let you know.. Apologize if I had mistakenly understood your comments before.
Ranjan.D
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Ranjan.D wrote: Apologize if I had mistakenly understood your comments before.
I wonder if you phrased it that way intentionally...
Anyway, I now also apologize for everything that I may accidentally have understood.
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I think we shall meet on some day and discuss each other what we have understood
Ranjan.D
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Only if you get me before the Texans I may have insulted in that other post or before I make it over the Rio Grande. Once I'm in Mexico, I will be safe from both the Texans and from you. But not from the Mexicans...
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hahaha , I said we shall meet and it would be a friendly one and no intention to kill you  no need to fear. Any ways I'm from India and I welcome you my dear.
Ranjan.D
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Please accept my first up vote since e reintroduction.
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Pete, I don't really know you are telling it seriously or not? But I had a look into the forums related to India and I see a significant discussion on voting. I did not see any where they were making fun of voting system. Also it's sad if one jokes on the features of CP.
Thanks,
Ranjan.D
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I suspect Pete's feeling is similar to mine... specifically, that of being completely uninterested in regurgitated second-rate humor.
Now, if you come up with an original second-rate joke all hour own, that's an entirely different story. 
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Ranjan.D wrote: Sir v r very happy
Ranjan.D wrote: that u r a "
Just, please, stop.
cheers,
Chris Maunder
The Code Project | Co-founder
Microsoft C++ MVP
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Thanks Chris I will stop. However I would like to tell you something, By the way I got the whole content from a Facebook post and I accept it's my mistake for not correcting those things.
I don't write such things in articles or any posts and I never thought people would expect the Lounge discussion to have the perfect words and sentence etc. First of all I really apologize for posting and I literally did not to offend any one or the language.
I have seen all things how peoples communicate , make fun , insult others. I really feel ashamed of such things and do you thing I would again come back 
I hope every one understand and accepts the posting rule# 7
7. Not everyone's first language is English. Be understanding.
Thanks guys for your suggestion.
Ranjan.D
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I'm not commenting on your language skills. You speak my language far, far better than I could ever hope to speak (or write) yours.
It's just that txt speak drives me insane. Absolutely insane.
cheers,
Chris Maunder
The Code Project | Co-founder
Microsoft C++ MVP
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