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I pressed the button to start my laptop and said, [ridiculous Morgan Freeman impersonation] "Spring to life" [/ridiculous Morgan Freeman impersonation].
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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d@nish wrote: I don't know what's going on with me
You are finding joy in the mundane things of life?
Preposterous, we can't allow that to happen!
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I know! Marked his post as abusive and spam. 
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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On the rare occasions when I start one of my computers (it's difficult to start something that's never switched off), I'm always happy to be greeted by Fred Flintstone, shouting "YABBA-DABBA-DOO!"
I keep hoping to find a mouse that looks like a rock, but no-one seems to share that desire, so no-one makes one.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I keep hoping to find a mouse that looks like a rock
Take a cheap mouse, some papier-mache, a small pot of grey paint and some clear varnish.
And Robert is your mother's brother.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I have a net book that starts up and has Daffy Duck saying "No No No, Not the red button, don't ever push the red button"
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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That's your welcome message. Here, I say things not the machine.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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I understand that.
Perhaps you could get your machine to say it for you and automate the whole process.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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I think I would like "Why are you doing this to me?" as a message. 
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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On Win 3 (in those halcyon bygone days) mine said, "this station is now the ultimate power in the universe, I suggest we use it".
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Its ok you made that remark.
Unless you were wearing a white robe while you said it - in which case you should see a doctor.
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Unless he IS a doctor
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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A doctor wearing a white robe and talking to his laptop - I would still think he needs to see a doctor.
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well they never seem to talk to patients (sensible In my mind they may be ill) and most senior ones do seem to think they are god anyway
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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do you never use the force to open auto doors at the store? 
Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder
Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow.
You can't scare me, I have children.
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