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Does Santa run Rudolph on Rails?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Does he use a christmas tree view control alot?
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I left him some cookies, but they expired.
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity."
- Hanlon's Razor
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Unless you were in the EU, when you had to ask his permission first! 
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An oldie but I like it.
Rubber from the east (7)
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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ALADDIN?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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Is the correct answer 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I was kinda hoping it wasn't...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
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Oh, yes it is!
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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Took me ages to get this one.
What does he do to his lamp?
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Fueled By Caffeine wrote: What does he do to his lamp?
I don't want to know 
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Aladdin was a middle eastern / arabic character from "One Thousand and One Nights" who got into a lot of trouble (and reward he didn't deserve) by rubbing a lamp.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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Ah I see... so just a regular crossword clue then
But it is a good one at that
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It's still a cryptic because it requires you to make the mental leap from rubber to someone who rubs a lamp.
This space for rent
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Nope - how did you arrive at this ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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pkfox wrote: Nope - how did you arrive at this ?
Probably noticed I didn't turn up to scream SCROTUM when a 7 letter CCC appeared and thought of me.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I hope I haven't been scammed.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Phil Silvers as Ernie Bilko?
Used to watch that show when I was, well younger. 
I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart
I forgot where I was going with this but I do know I love bacon!
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I think we were all younger, at the time -- in fact, the reruns I watched were quite a bit older than me.
This[^] is what I was referring to (as well as the fact that almost everything Bilko does is a scam).
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Have a good one @daveauld
If you're offshore, then I'll hoist an Irn-Bru to you.
If not, then have a good time! ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) ![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif) ![Badger | [badger,badger,badger,badger...]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/badger.gif)
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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Happy de burpday from my side 2!
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
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