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More and more people are magically not able to make my birthday pissup this Saturday.
Sh*t loads of alcohol and 17kg+ of dead animal to barbque on top of the ridiculous wog quantities of food that will be there means I will have to up my intake to dangerous levels so things aren't wasted.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Mate - if I were in the same country, I would move heaven and earth to help you with your burden.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: Mate - if I were in the same country, I would move heaven and earth to help you with your burden.
If you were in the same country I'd drive over and pick you up.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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We could commandeer a ship, all get onboard and then set sail. But even if we find a fast ship the party will have to be delayed a few weeks.
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CDP1802 wrote: We could commandeer a ship, all get onboard and then set sail. But even if we find a fast ship the party will have to be delayed a few weeks.
Sounds like a plan, at the very least I could brew a new keg for you all when you get here.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I intended to bring one as well. After all, it's not really hard to get veer in any quality or amount here in Munich 
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CDP1802 wrote: not really hard to get veer in any quality or amount here in Munich
Is veer somehow the beer equivalent of V-Power gasoline / petrol?
If that were so, what percentage alcohol are we talking about buddy, something like this"Kloster Andechs Doppelbock"[^]?
(Original wort: 18.5%, Volumepercent alcohol: 7.0)
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Manfred R. Bihy wrote: Is veer somehow the beer equivalent of V-Power gasoline / petrol?
If that were so, what percentage alcohol are we talking about buddy, something like this"Kloster Andechs Doppelbock"[^]?
(Original wort: 18.5%, Volumepercent alcohol: 7.0)
My German is rusty, but I read that as beer that isn't for poofters.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Oh! A typo! But thanks for the good idea. Andechs is just 20 miles away from here and I might pay the monks a visit. For spiritual reasons.
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I've not checked my ticket yet, but if I won the £134 million Euromillions draw last night I'll pay for the boat, any CP member is welcome to come if they can get themselves to the sailing point.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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Michael Martin wrote: More and more people are magically not able to make my birthday pissup
Sorry to hear that mate, if I didn't live exactly (more or less) on the opposite side of this planet I'd be more than glad to help you out in your predicament, but unless they invent something like a teleporter by Friday evening (GMT+1), I don't see any chance of getting there in time. 
Anyhow, I'll raise a couple of glasses in your honor.
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Manfred R. Bihy wrote: Sorry to hear that mate, if I didn't live exactly (more or less) on the opposite side of this planet I'd be more than glad to help you out in your predicament, but unless they invent something like a teleporter by Friday evening (GMT+1), I don't see any chance of getting there in time.
Well you're sh*t out of luck, I can't even invent a new drink, so a teleporter is out of the question.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I wish I could attend. Living on the other side of the planet does not make it easy, though.
I hope some of your mates will make it to the ... well ... party.
[Edit] OK, now that I have read the two other posts, mine is definitely a rerepost.Sorry.[/Edit]
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Rage wrote: I wish I could attend. Living on the other side of the planet does not make it easy, though.
I hope some of your mates will make it to the ... well ... party.
The other side of the planet is not a valid excuse. It's friends and family who are pulling out.
Rage wrote: [Edit] OK, now that I have read the two other posts, mine is definitely a rerepost.Sorry.[/Edit]
Anyone complains about it being a repost, tell them to elephant off.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Just put something on Farcebook saying "Free Grog to first ten people at my party."
You will have thousands attending.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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Dalek Dave wrote: Just put something on Farcebook saying "Free Grog to first ten people at my party."
Faarrrkkkk off, I don't want knobheads I didn't actually invite turning up.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: 17kg+ of dead animal to barbque
BTW, what kind of dead animal are we talking about here, any chance of some roo on the barbeque?
Beef, pork, chicken and fish?
 just typing this, is so drool inducing that I find hard not to slobber all over my keyboard.
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Manfred R. Bihy wrote: BTW, what kind of dead animal are we talking about here
Rat. Chinchilla. Cockroach.
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Probably some Long Pig too by the end of the day.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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Hold back some of the liver for me if you can.
Some fava beans and glass of Chianti would be fine too.
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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I'm now basing everything I know about Australian grub from I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here.
So it'll be kangaroo testicles, wombat anus, witchety grub, and my that girl has a fine chest.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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Manfred R. Bihy wrote: BTW, what kind of dead animal are we talking about here, any chance of some roo on the barbeque?
Beef, pork, chicken and fish?
just typing this, is so drool inducing that I find hard not to slobber all over my keyboard.
Cheers!
Beef, Chicken, Lamb and 3 types of sausages.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Hmmm I better skip brekkie then..
"For fifty bucks I'd put my face in their soup and blow." - George Costanza
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Ashley van Gerven wrote: Hmmm I better skip brekkie then..
I'd suggest having something to line the stomach before getting here for the beer.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Chris is down under as I type, I'm sure he could help out with a small glass of sherry and a slice of bacon.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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